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Sweet Revenge!  

Goldenhairgodess 70F
322 posts
3/9/2006 10:27 am

Last Read:
3/15/2006 5:50 am

Sweet Revenge!

A very attractive lady goes up to the bartender at a club. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.

When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers.

When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," the man replies.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"Can't," breathes the bartender. "He's not here. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a
couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."


crazygurl2xx 64F

3/9/2006 10:51 am

LOL!!


cumagain30 59M/50F

3/9/2006 11:02 am

that is to funny...lol...and its the truth there is hardley any paper towels left in the ladies room at the end of the night...


fantasylover_05 69M

3/9/2006 11:24 am

OMG THAT IS FUNNNY!!! LMAO


mygmyg 66M

3/9/2006 11:49 am

GHG I was a club mgr. for quite some time, late 70's to the early 90's and unfortunately a couple of very attractive ladies used to play/do this very thing to me!! They hung out together and would gather in a group to enjoy the response together!!

It is a chilling experience, but i would then target these JOKESTERS upon their return to the club. I would let the staff know to keep an eye on the Ladies room,and alert me as to their use of the facilities, and I would burst into the restroom after they had gotten "seated" and bang LOUDLY on the door to the stalls to make sure they had everything they needed!!

It was done in fun, and of course, the first time I returned their "attention" it got quite the rise out of them!!
I went so far as to have a band stop playing one night, and drum roll one of the Ladies as she came out, to make sure she was "Happy" with the accomodations!! She had a great sense of humor, or I wouldn't have done it!!

But I still to this day, remember the first time I received this Attention from a Lady in NEED!!


swallowsdontspit 71M
276 posts
3/9/2006 1:27 pm

cute


MsLoveRose 40F  
2432 posts
3/11/2006 4:30 pm

oh wow!! i have seen that happen...and it was even funnier!

live more, laugh often, love much


Goldenhairgodess 70F
396 posts
3/14/2006 2:11 pm

Every women has had to deal with the inconvienience of our special needs. And we suffer often becouse the businesses we frequent are primarily male owned, operated and managed. And they are also designed and built by men. And that is why there are lines to the womens rest room at all heavily attended events. So when I read of this payback I just thought-How perfect! A way to get even for the lack of concern for our needs.


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