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Blogs > Adie2pleaseyou > "Camelot" My "Tardis" in Space

Do You Know?...Jack Schitt!!....  

Adie2pleaseyou 72M
698 posts
3/15/2007 9:53 pm
Do You Know?...Jack Schitt!!....

Do you know ?....Jack Schitt..?

many people are at a loss for a responce when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt".

now you can intellectually handle the situation..

Jack is the only of Awe Schitt & O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, & the deeply religious couple produced 6 .
Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt,
Bull Schitt, & the twins Deep Schitt & Dip Schitt.

Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
After being married 15 yrs. Jack & Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, & because her were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name. So she was known as
Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Dip Schitt later married Loda Schitt & they produced a nervous , Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt & Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout there childhood & subsequently married the Happens Bros. in a duel ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper read,
The Schitt-Happens Wedding.
The Schitt-Happens were Dawg Schitt,
Byrd Schitt, & Hoarse Schitt.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal , had left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.

So if someone now says,
"You don't know Jack Schitt"
You can correct them............
Not only do you know Jack,
you got a pretty good insight,
to his whole damn family.!............

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jeffandBonna 57M/66F
7328 posts
4/6/2008 7:30 am

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I've got Who's Jack Schitt? I posted it 3/24 I think its alittle diferent tho! Who39s Jack SchittYou can go read it if you want!


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Adie2pleaseyou replies on 4/6/2008 10:06 am:
Yes i think it was about a year ago i posted that, almost the same... but still funny!
Thanks. Adie. x

rm_naaitime 57M
2937 posts
3/17/2007 3:09 pm

 Thanks for filling that little schitt in Adie. Now I can sleep peacefully!
Have a great day, remember [blog naaitime]


Adie2pleaseyou replies on 3/17/2007 7:06 pm:
Naa.. thats OK..how many times have you thought?..i will fill that little schitt in!!..thats the thing about on here..you can!!

rm_naaitime 57M
2937 posts
3/17/2007 9:10 am

 Noe Schitt, Adie! I met a John B. Schitt once...I'm not crapping you...lol

Now can you draw the full family tree please?!
Have a great day, remember [blog naaitime]


Adie2pleaseyou replies on 3/17/2007 1:34 pm:
I bet the B stood for Bull schitt..so he is included..otherwise he must be a relation or a son by Jack schitt cause he got divorced and couldnt give a schitt!!..

JenV01 60F
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3/16/2007 9:20 am

 Oh Adie ... always make me laugh. I will now never be able to talk about any of the Schitt's again without thinking about you


Adie2pleaseyou replies on 3/16/2007 11:35 am:
Hi Jen, well i guessed you were in need of a good laugh!!..
so mission accomplished by the sounds of things!!
I did nick this off another blog a while ago!! as it is a saying that is used in the UK a lot!
as always thanx for your comment & stopping by! {=}4 U..i will let you guess what im thinking??......

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