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Crime and Punishment
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Crime and Punishment For many years I have pondered what would be a fitting punishment for the likes of George and co. A Bullet? The energy non compliant Chair?, The Noose? None of these seem to be much of a punishment, seeing that dead is something that we are all going to be someday anyway, even those among us that have NOT committed heinous crimes against humanity and the planet or even kicked a cat in the recent past. Where the hell is the punishment in being dead? Click bang dead that's just far to easy a way out for ASSHOLES like dear OLE George & co. It's not like ASSHOLES like dear OLE George & co. would be thinking Gee I really hate being dead, I was a bad boy and I was an ASSHOLE and I'm really fucking sorry. Personally I think that the only fitting punishment would be to place them on public display and I really mean public display, like a circus freak show for the entire world to see, but instead of the bearded lady or the two headed goat the banner would read come and see The ASSHOLES. These ASSHOLES should given the best medical care possible, total security and reasonable food (one would want them to last for the full tour). Then put naked into very bulletproof very safe transparent boxes complete with surround sound, loaded up onto trailers and taken to every fucking city, town and village on this planet. People could then see what happens to ASSHOLES, voice their opinions of said ASSHOLES (utilizing the aforementioned surround sound) throw excrement, fruit & veg or whatever at the ASSHOLES in the transparent boxes and then to really get the point across for the cost of one thin Dime, Drachma, Rupee or a Scottish farthing., for 24 hours a day the people would get the chance to push a button, a button connected to the electric grid on the floor, not lethal you understand, just a HOLY SHIT DID YUH SEE THE ASSHOLE JUMP THAT TIME, here let me give it a try sort of grid. Of course there would have to be the drugs administered at regular intervals, you know the drugs that keep one like REALLY ALERT so that the aforementioned ASSHOLES could get the full benefit of the peoples true sentiments. I'm not sure if it would really and truely be a fitting punishment for the likes of these ASSHOLES but it would be a start and just think of the reality TV spin-off's. I can just see it now, (Non Survivor ASSHOLE, The amazing race of ASSHOLES, AMERCAN ASSHOLE, So yuh think Yuh can dance ASSHOLE zzzzzt) The list just goes on and on. Then after the world tour these assholes should be allowed to starve to death in full public view of course and then dumped in a landfill with the rest of the garbage, and a big sign erected saying "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO ASSHOLES, GET IT" And by the by apologies to my asshole as I don't know where I would be without it. At least I don't call it George,although some of the time the noise it makes sounds alot like Barack and makes about as much sense.  As always Swallow |
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1/13/2009 5:41 pm |
Funnily enough, I had thought of a very similar punishment for the perpetrators of the Bali bombing, in order to prevent their martyrdom. My only real variation was that no tour would be needed, the terrorists could be shackled somewhere in Kuta, and people could be charged exhorbitant sums of money to throw rotten fruit, vegetables and eggs at them, possibly even making money for the state, which would go towards the costs of repairing what they did. AND THE WINNER IS ~~~~ [post 2692868]
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