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A man and his sexual life  

rm_40desire 57F
66 posts
1/20/2008 12:33 am
A man and his sexual life

During the past year my wife tried to defend her “sexual abstinence” with following reasons:

10 times she was cold,
13 times she was hot,
26 times she felt “awfully tired”,
22 times she had technical reasons (read PMS),
7 times her back hurt,
11 times was still awake,
16 times it was “still early”,
10 times she had little bit too much for drink,
25 times she had new haircut,
9 times she wasn’t “in the mood”,
5 times was crying,
13 times she had an early doctor’s appointment,
8 times she stayed late watching a good movie,
20 times she came back late from work,
7 times her mother was visiting us,
19 times she had an “awful headache”,
20 times our windows were open so neighbors could’ve heard us,
14 times she went to “girl’s party”,
10 times she was “really mad”,
17 times the mosquitoes bit her so she had to scratch all night,
12 times bed wasn’t hard enough and
13 times she didn’t shave her legs.

When you sum all this we hadn’t made love 307 times and even when we done it it was pretty sloppy because:

16 times she asked me to “be careful”,
18 times she moved so much that I thought I was hurting her,
5 times she made an observation that “our ceiling needs to be painted”,
16 times she hasn’t moan and
3 times she said with a soft voice that she had an accident with my car.

Can somebody help me and tell me what to do?

funkyadri 50F
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1/20/2008 1:40 am

 wow! are those actual numbers! You kept track! yikes. Take a tantric workshop together, get out of that bedroom!
if you're so inclined to visit my blog.. read my fantasies, real and imagined, plus general griping and musing of an often horny, restless gal who gleefully wastes far too much time thinking up naughty things to do and see... funkyadri


rm_40desire 57F
38 posts
1/26/2008 12:34 am

 luckily for me its not my statistic at all... i'd kill myself if my sexual life was like that


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