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Note to the site.... update your dictionary!!
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Note to the site.... update your dictionary!! Dear Gay Hookup Zone, please include the word BLOG in your dictionary. ty.. Any other words that should be included in the Gay Hookup Zone dictionary? Another random bit of info..... you can increase the number of 'views' shown for any blog entry by simply refreshing the browser for the particular blog entry you are reading. The counter is simple so every re-fresh chalks up another 'view' to your entry   |
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5/17/2005 4:06 pm |
LOL Post, I knew that about the increase view a while ago...I just never said anything...Everytime I check my blog without logging in it increases the number. Now my sweet Indiana friend...what kind of jokes do you like?
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5/17/2005 4:07 pm |
How about engineer jokes?
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5/17/2005 4:08 pm |
A mathmatician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume. The mathmatician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral. The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement. The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.
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5/17/2005 4:10 pm |
An engineering student is walking along when a fellow student arrives on a new bicycle. Impressed, he asks, "Where did you got this beautiful bicycle?" "Well," the second engineering student says, "A couple of days ago I was just walking along when this georgeous blonde pulls up, hops off the bike, rips off all her clothes, and says 'take what you want'." The other engineering student nods and says "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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5/17/2005 4:11 pm |
Three freshman engineering students were sitting around talking between classes, when one brought up the question of who designed the human body. One of the students insisted that the human body must have been designed by an electrical engineer because of the perfection of the nerves and synapses. Another disagreed, and exclaimed that it had to have been a mechanical engineer who designed the human body. The system of levers and pullies is ingeniuos. "No," the third student said "your both wrong. The human body was designed by an architect. Who else but an architect would have put a toxic waste line through a recreation area?"
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5/17/2005 4:12 pm |
A start-up engineer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand
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5/17/2005 4:14 pm |
Pick-Up Lines to use on Engineering Chicks I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page. Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy. Wanna come back to my room and see my 166mhz Pentium? How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond? You're sweeter than glucose. We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes. Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX? Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen. You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power! My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
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5/17/2005 4:14 pm |
All done...I came up here for a reason...Oh yeah, write a note for my pet sitter. Later
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for when she got there WyvernRose
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also just looking at it your self over and over again lol I'm a   and i'm here to stay
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5/18/2005 9:31 am |
COol.. I can increase the number of views I get...WOW!!!
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5/18/2005 12:59 pm |
LOL...lovely...THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION!
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5/18/2005 1:00 pm |
Nick You need a little “boost” of laughter
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5/18/2005 1:01 pm |
Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers. Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won't boot properly." Tech Support: "What does it say?" Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk." Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?" Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
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5/18/2005 1:02 pm |
Tech Support: "Ok, now click your left mouse button." Customer: (silence) "But I only have one mouse."
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5/18/2005 1:03 pm |
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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