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Cold Instant Coffee....$10.00
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Cold Instant Coffee....$10.00 The worlds most over-priced, over-hyped coffee is at it again. The #1 brew of Colonial Viper Pilots everywhere has gone crazy. Don't blame the Cylons this time, it was marketing and research. In an attempt to keep up with people on the go, the level of common sense, got up and went. I am now applying for a position at the corporate level. To replace the idiot, who dreamed up $10 instant coffee. MEMO: Grocery stores sell instant coffee. NOTE: Compete by offering fresh brews and a chat area. HE: I have to make it myself? I can do that at home. SHE: This is instant. You make it on the go! HE: Instant? Instant hot coffee I make myself, in the car? SHE: It's so easy, just add hot water. HE: I have to carry hot water? SHE: No, not at all. Add ice and drink it cold. HE: I have to carry ice? SHE: No, silly. Just add plain water. It's great! HE: Room temperature? That's like coffee, left at my desk. SHE: But, that coffee isn't over-priced. This makes you hip. HE: But for that money, I want hot coffee. SHE: Then you're just screwed! HE: I'll just get a bottle of water. SHE: I don't like you anymore! HE: I going back to Caprica. SHE: Go! You cheap bastard. You won't spend $10 for instant cold coffee.  |
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LOL... That was a hoot... I was at the air port in St. Louis and I asked for a cup of coffee... 10 oz. cup of regular black coffee..$3.80 I almost lost it! Good blog... made me laugh on a day I needed it...thanks.
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