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You Gotta Love A State Where The Motto Is a Rectal Noise
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You Gotta Love A State Where The Motto Is a Rectal Noise I am back at the old Tall Central since the cable is not on at the new HQ yet. However...I am fairly confident it will be on this year. Sometime. Who am I to question a finely oiled machine like the cable company? I did send them an email though. I politely asked if there was a projection on my installation...and, since their ads say they'll walk to the ends of the earth for me,...did my installation guy accidentally fall off? Since the earth is flat...was my installation guy installing some new right angle wire to bring cable to the people on the bottom of the planet? Or did they all fall off too? Oddly enough, no reply yet. I was listening to a guy lament about illegal aliens today and it confused me. He said that the Mexicans are lazy. A few minutes later he said that the Mexicans are stealing our jobs. Wait a minute...how do lazy people steal jobs? Do they just steal them...and then warehouse them somewhere? If so, who's working in the warehouse? Maybe it's just an old-fashioned "ist" thing. You know, the people who say stuff and really don't have a clue what they're saying. For example, ever hear this? "The Jews only care about money. That's all they want!" Really? Then that means on payday these people must give their paycheck back and say, "Hey! I don't want this crap...this is Jew stuff!" I guess so. Another fav for me is the people who say, "I tell you, blacks sure do love chicken." I have to agree there. We all know that the world's largest chicken retailer, KFC, was founded by P. Ditty Saunders. I used to think that the black guys having large Johnson's was just another stereotype too. Then I opened my buddy Dig's photo album. Damn...this one is true! This is the only man I know that can enter a three-legged race by himself. Although I tease him, I still haven't had the courage to ask him if he buys that thing a shoe??  [blog talldarkavg1] |
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Naw, Dig just uses it as a pogo stick. Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.
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5/24/2008 3:28 pm |
Good luck with the cable company, Tall! I had to go wireless since I'm homeless and live on a park bench. Found me a real good coffeehouse with free wireless internet ... and bottomless cup coffee for $1.62 (includin' tax). In fact, I'm broadcastin' down the internet super highway from there right now! At first blush, that might not seem like very smart on my part since I'm spendin' $48.60 per month on coffee, Tall. But ..... the real benefit is that lots of women come through this place .... a few of 'em younger than 80 too! Well, when I get to talkin' with 'em, they feel sorry for me and invite me to their homes for a good home-cooked meal ....... and sometimes I don't have to sleep on the park bench! Check out wireless internet, Tall! 
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Glad to see you're broadcasting from where ever...I was having Tall withdrawal! You never did say where this state is whose motto is a rectal noise (fart - you mean another place in the good ol' US of A is constipated besides Utah)?
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