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Metaphorical Love: Part Qat... Part Kwat...... Part Qut... PART 4 !!!!!
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Metaphorical Love: Part Qat... Part Kwat...... Part Qut... PART 4 !!!!! Don't miss the first three action packed poorly written installments!! Metaphorical Love Part Uno Metaphorical Love Episode Deux Metaphorical Love Part Tres_Whormigos She cradled his balls in her hand and and fondled them as she kissed his chest. She couldn't help but wonder if the hair on his chest was real or if the glue was just holding better. She felt his cock begin to stir and slowly start to stand up. Kind of like [blog RevJoseyWales] trying to get out of bed in the mornings. Slowly and surely but without all the incessant bitching about stiff joints and arthritis. Her mouth found his and like a guide guiding a blind man through the Grand Canyon she guided his throbbing member into her waiting crevice of love. His cock parted her creamy lips like a hot knife sliding through peanut butter. The smooth peanut butter because the crunchy stuff might be a little gross for this story. Her body stiffened as she came to the realization that her aim was off a tad and his massive cock spread her ass cheeks out like the rescue squad's "Jaws of Life" would spread the twisted metal of a Yugo Hatchback after a roll over. The thought went through her mind that it really is hard to aim one of those things so maybe next time there is piss on the seat she won't bitch quite as much. She did her best dolphin impersonation ..nya-uhuh nya-uhuh nya-uhuh (think flipper here) and he pulled back. She adjusted the angle and with her free hand she slapped his ass and he drove his cock home like a trucker that had been on the road for 2 weeks and was bob-tailing it to the hacienda. She cried out, he cried out, woofff cried out, sugar_britches57 cried out, Hell, most the readers cried out when they realized just how much of their life that they have wasted reading this crap. He nibbled her breasts like [blog silverbreeze2] nibbles on fine chocolate. His cock, keeping perfect rhythm with the rain, pounded her pussy like Keith tenderizing steaks for the big cook out. She ran her fingernails down his back in the same manner that you would run your fingernails down a chalkboard but without that annoying sound. She drew blood, then she drew a house and a family, then she put her crayons and her paper up and went back to fucking. The coldness of the concrete floor was evident on her back so she convinced him that she liked it on top. They switched positions and she held his cock upright as she slowly impaled herself on his throbbing light sabre of love. A loud peal of thunder rang out and her whole body clenched with the sound. He was wishing he could imitate the sound of thunder but she just looked at him strangely when he said "BOOM... BOOM" so he gave it up. She rode him like a cowboy riding a bucking bronco in the rodeo and she even cried out YEEE HAWWW a couple times... His hands found her breasts even though she did not realize they were lost and she sat perched on his cock like a condor perched on a telephone pole. Her hands buried in his chest hair as her ass bounced up and down on him like [blog newaroundhere64] man boobs as he runs for the phone hoping it might finally be a woman calling him. His hands squeezed her breasts hard as they reached the moment of climax together. He squeezed hard and felt liquid splash onto his face and thought lactation but then realized the roof was leaking. She screamed, "[blog soykofla2]". He said, "what". She screamed, "[blog bubarigine]". He yelled, "Yes Baby, I am commmmminnnnnnngggg!!!!" The force of his orgasm was great. Greater than my blog will ever be. So great in fact that she popped of his dick like a cork popping out of a champagne bottle and she slid, buck naked, on her ass, about 10 feet down the hall, through a doorway, into the secret hide out of the Hells Angels. The last thing she remembered as she passed out from exhaustion, was the leering look of about 50 leather clad bikers smiling at her with teeth that reminded her of the picket fence that surrounded her childhood home. The End.............. or is it.....  I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed    RAInBow |
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2/26/2009 6:18 pm |
 Bravo ~ ~ BravoButterflies are free...so am I
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Bravo ~ ~ Bravo I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed RAInBow
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Why thank you Mrs R. I am still waiting for those Raggedy Ann photos  I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed RAInBow
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She drew blood, then she drew a house and a family, then she put her crayons and her paper up and went back to fucking. You are one sick puppy, but you already knew that.   Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.
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2/26/2009 11:08 pm |
LMOAO one of your best yet. You do have a way with words.
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2/27/2009 12:06 am |
You are so funny B!
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you are making me miss Keith !!! where the heck is he anyhow    []   Seduce my mind and my body
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Sometimes it is scary when I ponder the things that lurk in my mind... I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed RAInBow
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She drew blood, then she drew a house and a family, then she put her crayons and her paper up and went back to fucking. You are one sick puppy, but you already knew that. I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed RAInBow
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LMOAO one of your best yet. You do have a way with words.I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed RAInBow
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you are making me miss Keith !!! where the heck is he anyhow I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed RAInBow
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OMG, I am not sure if that is a compliment or not but it is as funny as hell Shaye!!! I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed RAInBow
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You are so funny B! I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed RAInBow
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Well written Bard! I'm new to these parts. Where can I get a good plate lunch of fried buzzard?
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Well written Bard! I'm new to these parts. Where can I get a good plate lunch of fried buzzard? Reincarnations are in full bloom this spring. I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed RAInBow
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2/28/2009 6:46 am |
Oh GAWWWD! That is PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Butterflies are free...so am I
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Oh GAWWWD! That is PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed RAInBow
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I wonder if they would pay me??? I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed RAInBow
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Well Cam up Rev I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed RAInBow
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Thats why I upgraded to Sponge Bob .... I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed RAInBow
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