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Monday, Monday, Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo  

ICDeadPeople2 60M
2459 posts
3/16/2009 10:15 pm
Monday, Monday, Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Household chores really get me down,
I do them every Monday.
wash the windows, scrub the toilet,
do the dirty laundry.
Oh the laundry sucks it makes me mad
Its stupid anyway.
When I finally win the lottery
Its new clothes everyday.
I buy the bounce, I buy the tide,
And a bottle of clorox.
And still my little tighty whities
stay the color of Redd Fox.
Lots of hot water and a cup of bleach
So says the instruction type.
I wash and scrub and soak and rub
but still a racing stripe.
So I put in a call to the Hall of Justice,
and talked to the Caped Crusader.
He suggested that when I crap,
I use some toilet paper.





I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow



rm_meanduis69 54F
15528 posts
3/16/2009 10:22 pm

I am speechless


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/16/2009 10:47 pm

As long as you are smiling.




I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow


MzGoddessDomina 53F
59726 posts
3/16/2009 10:53 pm

Oh the visual!


rm_DaphneR 65F
8019 posts
3/16/2009 11:13 pm

There are things to be said for colored underwear ...

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
3/17/2009 6:04 am

omg not the poo again....

[]

Seduce my mind and my body


oldman1774 86M

3/17/2009 7:10 am

I buy the brown breifs saves money on bleach.


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/17/2009 10:50 am

Ummm, maybe you shouldn't visualize.....




I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/17/2009 10:51 am

    Quoting  :

I am feeling better thanks. I have been back to work now two whole days with no problems so I guess I have to work with no excuses now




I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/17/2009 10:52 am

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    There are things to be said for colored underwear ...
you mean coloured underwear ???

I am slowly changing to a kiwi I fear.....




I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/17/2009 10:53 am

    Quoting  :

But if life was easier then anyone could do it......

lol




I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/17/2009 10:55 am

Ooops, Sorry I just remembered that you requested no more poo.....

Just incase I have anymore poop post in my mind let me try to run them off. (running off ??? )

SKAT SKAT SKAT !!!!!




I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/17/2009 10:56 am

    Quoting oldman1774:
    I buy the brown breifs saves money on bleach.
I didn't know they made brown Depends©






I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/17/2009 10:58 am

    Quoting  :

My uncle always called them "Rose Bowl Tickets" ....

I am thinking of trying Bounty or maybe even Sham-Wow ...




I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/17/2009 3:16 pm

    Quoting  :

Well I just love you too !!!!




I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/17/2009 9:34 pm

    Quoting  :

LOL. What? Are the everywhere???






I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/17/2009 9:36 pm

    Quoting  :



Sham WOW!! The miracle of the 21st century.

Fitted sheets, Toilet paper, and even IUD Sponges.




I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/17/2009 9:37 pm

    Quoting  :

And I guess I should get them at the Hairy Biscuit ???




I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/17/2009 9:38 pm

    Quoting  :

Well, someone could have told me this 25 years ago.

Damn it I hate finding these things out so late




I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/17/2009 9:40 pm

    Quoting  :

Ok, I have the professional squeegee and scrubber and everything.

I heard on this site that swapping was fun. I guess they were talking about chores......




I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow


SolarPowered0 118M
8346 posts
3/17/2009 11:55 pm


DP...

You got more freakin' problems than Cater's got pills. Just quit eatin' and sooner or later, you'll quit shittin'.

Solar...


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/18/2009 4:22 am

    Quoting  :

I tried to shout em out but that is embarrassing.

HEY I GOT SKID MARKS !!!!




I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/18/2009 4:24 am

    Quoting SolarPowered0:

    DP...

    You got more freakin' problems than Cater's got pills. Just quit eatin' and sooner or later, you'll quit shittin'.

    Solar...
And then I would also drop this extra 20 pounds I am carrying in my gut!!

I am still waiting for that phone call..




I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
3/18/2009 12:45 pm

LMAO! I needed this right about now, a little levity

Pull My Fucking Hair!


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/18/2009 2:12 pm

    Quoting purpletrashcan:
    LMAO! I needed this right about now, a little levity
Well good, I love being good for something every now and again




I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow


singingtree2 62M

3/18/2009 3:37 pm

EEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!

And then out loud I said.....

You can find me at flibertygibet ddaught commm.


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