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I am outa here!!!  

sexymermaid6956 70F
10106 posts
3/5/2009 3:30 pm

Last Read:
3/18/2009 6:26 pm

I am outa here!!!






An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: 'Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 please advise.' The old man faxed back: 'Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap.'

I am going out of town in the morning!!!! i will be back Tuesday or Wednesday...i will not likely be near a computer...so enjoy your weekend..hugs and remember play nice while i am gone...
hugs I love you all!!!









[]

Seduce my mind and my body


whatsagalgottado 46F

3/5/2009 3:56 pm

That was a great ha ha! Have fun be safe and BEHAVE...a little!

IT HAPPENS!


edadian 49M

3/5/2009 4:08 pm

Have a good trip!
We will re bait the traps while you are gone!


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/5/2009 5:25 pm

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Have a great and wonderful trip!!!!!




I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow


oldman1774 86M

3/5/2009 7:32 pm

LOL you have a nice trip


Luvsweetly 63F

3/5/2009 7:42 pm

such a naughty joke...LOL...enjoy your little trip...Yes, I will try to play nice...but if someone is being bad...I will paddle their butt, LOL

TASTE LIFE IN ALL IT'S FLAVOUR


bodyandsoulforu 73M

3/6/2009 5:43 am

Never thought of that

Try to be good, don't forget to call and let me know you got there safely.


welshdragon10 67M
10266 posts
3/6/2009 6:54 am

HAVE FUN YOURSELF DARLING

LIKE THE JOKE WAS BRILL NEARLY AS BRILL AS YOU


ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD
THE PAST WE CANNOT CHANGE
BUT THE FUTURE IS OUR,S TO WRITE





__IKan__ 69M

3/6/2009 7:43 am

.....


A Man & hiz wife who was knitting we're driving along at 80mph
A cop pull'z them over for speeding ,the cop said "Sir ,did you know you were going 80mph?" ....the man said " No way officer i was do'in 60mph !" The officer looked at the man " Sir ,I clocked you with my RaDaR Gun, the man replied , "NO Way !!!! i had my Cruise Control on ! " The man's wife pipes up ...."Oh Honey , Our car doesn't have Cruise control !" . the man look's at hiz wife & shout's "Can't you Shut the Hell Up !!! " The Officer write's out a hefty ticket, as he hand's it to the man , he notices that the man doesn't have hiz seatbelt on. " Sir......Your Not wearing your Seatbelt, that's an Automatic fine of $75 !" The Man hollar's " NO WAY !!!.....i had to undo it to get my wallet out so i could give you my driver's licence !" The man's wife pipes up ..."Oh Honey , You Never Wear your seat belt when You Drive ." The man Hollar's at his wife " Will you Shut The Hell Up for Fu\<-sa\<e's !!!" The officer proceed's to write out the second ticket & then hand's it to the man and look's in at the man's wife & ask's her "Ma'am......does he alway's talk to you this way ? " .....the woman replies " Oh No Officer , he hardly ever talk's to me this way .............only when he's been drink'in !
*****GoD's***SPeeD*****


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
3/6/2009 11:27 am

My goodness Nan, you should of posted this one with a warning label! need a seat belt for the chair . Have a great Time Dandy & Snatch


NeedmoreNOW2006 64F
6285 posts
3/6/2009 6:55 pm

LOL...see ya on the flip side!


bb69fun 68F

3/7/2009 5:07 am

Have aGreat trip---see ya soon


rm_bella_ 54F
4029 posts
3/7/2009 11:45 am

Have a good weekend girlfriend.


sensualsatiation 114F
4789 posts
3/7/2009 12:20 pm

Safe and fun trip! I love the fun you're having with your camera!!


LittleTeapot888 65F
14079 posts
3/7/2009 12:52 pm

Mermie, my friend.

Of course you know that I will raid your bar and kitchen while you're away.



If you think that I'm perfect - you're right!

Proud Canadian!


wildspiritcherri 60F

3/7/2009 1:04 pm

omg Nan! I just popped on here on this rainy Saturday afternoon and omg, you got me laughing hard.

Enjoy yourself, I got another hot date this evening with a Biker/Fireman

friendships is like a diamond, always forever


rm_CurvBHldr 72M
2291 posts
3/7/2009 4:52 pm


rm_lyssyloooooo 62F
2131 posts
3/7/2009 5:38 pm

Thank you for the laughs, Nan, too funny.

Have a safe and wonderful trip, sweet friend, and I look forward to your return.



Peace~n~Love~n~Hugs~n~Kisses...Lys


rm_passion7523 58M
2919 posts
3/7/2009 11:12 pm

hi sweet one,, lol nice to catch up hugs n kisses passion


nil_a_wafer 76M

3/8/2009 1:40 am

Oh My Gosh!

I'm a Real sucker for nipples
Originator of the Cock Salad


papyrina 58F
21123 posts
3/10/2009 12:36 pm

I hope you had a great weekend
and yep the joke was funny too


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
3/11/2009 7:16 pm

    Quoting whatsagalgottado:
    That was a great ha ha! Have fun be safe and BEHAVE...a little!
i loved it my friend...lol woth sharing !!!

lol i did behave but do not aske harvest moon if i was bad she always thinks i am bad

[]

Seduce my mind and my body


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
3/11/2009 7:17 pm

    Quoting edadian:
    Have a good trip!
    We will re bait the traps while you are gone!
rebait the traps we will all be rich and through a bloland party

[]

Seduce my mind and my body


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
3/11/2009 7:18 pm

pretty sharp you are LOL LOL

[]

Seduce my mind and my body


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
3/11/2009 7:19 pm

    Quoting  :

i dont like boats

i am off to visit a girl friend of mine!!!! and to take my son his mail

[]

Seduce my mind and my body


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
3/11/2009 7:21 pm

    Quoting  :

wow i want an orgasm or two maybe three not that kind of trip dam it

nice sentiments my friend and i love the sound of it!!!!

[]

Seduce my mind and my body


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