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Icebreaker Email Form Letter
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Icebreaker Email Form Letter I was reading a post here that mentioned the site wanted to set up some distribution system to randomly deliver emails that the ladies here would write to the guys. I don't know if it would include all the guys or just the new guys. Could be a good thing. It might be a good idea to let the ladies, Real Ladies, have a chance to set the tone with a friendly greeting and some sensible advice. Hopefully the guys will take the time to read it and maybe learn a thing or two. I feel this is asking a lot of the ladies here. And I'm sure this will only add to the time they already have to spend managing all their emails. So I thought someone should offer up a few suggestions to help them compose their messages. Presumptuous of me? Probably. Maybe the whole idea is presumptuous and/or preposterous. Feel free to cut, copy, paste, edit, expand upon, or try a rough draft here. Dear (adjective) (noun) , You are receiving this Icebreaker Email as part of a welcome package for new (noun) . The (adjective) (noun) in charge of this (noun) have asked me to write this message to help you get your (noun) (preposition) of (adjective) (noun) and get off to a (adjective) (noun) . So put your (adjective) (noun) (preposition) and (verb) up. If you haven't already (verb) your (noun) , then you should do that ASAP. That first time might be a bit (adjective) . It is for everyone, unless they are a (adjective) (noun) . LOL But you'll soon be (verb) like a (adjective) (noun) . I'd recomend that you (verb) your (noun) and get (verb) with all the (noun) offered here. And please keep in mind that even though you can (verb) (adjective) (noun) and (noun) as often as you like. That will only (verb) you (preposition) (adjective) (noun) . The best (noun) I can (verb) you is this- this (noun) is just like the (adjective) (noun) , and you should always (verb) a (adjective) (noun) when you (verb) someone for the first time. I hope these few tips help you (verb) in the (noun) here, and feel free to (verb) me a (noun) . I'd like to hear how you're (verb) (preposition) (noun) . In the (noun) we are all (adjective) (noun) here with (adjective) (plural noun) and (adjective) (plural noun) the same as (adjective) (adjective) (noun) . But now I must warn you, if you aren't (verb) like a (noun) you'll find (verb) with me is like (verb) a (noun) down a (noun) full of (adjective) (plural noun) . (plural noun) and (plural noun) , Username P.S. ~ (Verb) up here is (adjective) . Easy like (verb) a (adjective) (noun) . LOL Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde |
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Oh, goodie!! It's like Madlibs!! I'm under the impression that the agreement is a silver ball and this friendly site gets to send out the welcoming emails. Can you imagine what that will be like? It's bad enough when I get hotlisted and flirted with every 15 seconds!
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Well, Spinner... I ain't too sure this latest breakthough in communications would serve much purpose for anyone, other than the AFFland owners--perhaps. Ol' Larry there has it pretty much pegged. I am constantly having to delete flirts coming from AFFland generated bots, even now. This eMail scheme gives every indication that I will now have to waste more time deleting eMails from AFFland generated bots. Of course, I could just leave them... and clog AFFland's memory capacity... if it weren't for the fact that everything gets dumped after 30 days. If AFFland really wanted to help out users, they'd make the Delete All Flirts subroutine applicable to both Views and Hotlists, as well. I utilize this site because, as of this point, I ain't been arrested for subversive discourse--had I been FaceFucking (or Twit-fucking) I may not be around to write this. Though AFFland ain't exactly the hookup capital of the world, so far it seems to be one of the very few bastions of "free-speech"--long as ya don't post any offsite links.  Solar...
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Ladytatas - welcome here and thank you very much! Dominoxxz - welcome here and I agree Larry - Madlibs is probably right. Let the games begin. When the doc asks how you got the worst case of carpal tunnel he has ever seen, what will you say? Buxombrunnette21 - of course it's meant as a joke. I got a very strange generic sounding nonspecific email from a lady in Germany the other day. Made me wonder if this had already begun. Especially since I don't live anywhere near Germany, and there was nothing in the email about me, even in a vague fortune teller way. I'm sure your message was very nice, and I hope you get nothing but nice responses in return. At the very least you got a shiny silver ball. Solar - yeah. Tell me about it. What's in this for us? More, emphasis on more LMAO, emails to have to read. Don't we men already have to spend far too much of our valuable time trawling thru our inboxes?? My first email here was a scammer. I have never once, in over 6 years here, been hotlisted. What you got that I aint got? Where's MissAnnThrope or Saintlianna when we need them? Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde
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Hippie, nice to see you here! I have followed you thru all your transformations. Nice to see a familiar smile here. Hope you are still having fun. I stopped by the advice line the other day, no where near as much fun as we used to have there. Stella, never was such a broadly sweeping open-ended bit of advice more true. And I have always found your advice sound and sane. Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde
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I'm so glad to see you again!!!  This is my blog - [blog _Safira]. There are many like it, but this one is mine. RECOMMENDED READING: A F F The Only Site For Me
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Glad to see you, too! Hope everything is going your way, kiddo! Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde
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Bootsie - welcome here. I was going to ask if you signed up for it, but I see you gots the gold already. I bet your letter would have been wicked good! Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde
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Hello? (sign me, as always, confused by the swirling identities of past and current friends) I was going to try to do a comment filling in all of the blanks, but it's late...   
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Sassy - welcome here or welcome back I have always been myself here. Have you transformed? No time limits on my posts. I'd be ever so happy if someone wanted to play. This post has been a bit of a disappointment. This place has become more serious than I remember. Please. Please. Please. Give it your best shot. Let your hair down. Do your worst. I'd be ever so grateful. I was going to do a few other posts about the zany new things here and some recent bugs on this site that have been ......bugging me. But, if nobody wants to play along..... ( shrugs shoulders and scuffs toe against the ground ) Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde
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Dear pathetically hopeful new member , You are receiving this Icebreaker Email as part of a welcome package for new patsies . The fucking eedjits in charge of this godforsaken place have asked me to write this message to help you get your affairs in order (pun intended) and get off to a rousing start . So put your nose to the grindstone and man up. If you haven't already photographed your penis , then you should do that ASAP. That first time might be a bit nerve-wracking . It is for everyone, unless they are a conceited jerk . LOL But you'll soon be waving it around like a flying weiner. I'd recommend that you wash your mouth out with soap and get used to all the easily offended women offered here. And please keep in mind that even though you can send form letter porn and dick pictures as often as you like. That will only net you scathing scorn and ridicule . The best shit I can give you is this- this hell-hole is just like the seventh circle of hell , and you should always send a heartfelt apology when you stand up someone for the first time. I hope these few tips help you blend in the milieu here, and feel free to send me a million dollars . I'd like to hear how you're faring in the land of unfucked men. In this brave new world we are all relative virgins here with bad manners and disgusting grooming habits the same as you will find on any internet outlet. But now I must warn you, if you aren't hung like a circus pony you'll find congress with me is like Alice in wonderland down the rabbit hole full of hissing snakes. Condolences and sympathies , smartasswoman P.S. ~ screwing up here is easy. Easy like falling off a fucking cliff . LOL Yikes, that got progressively more incoherent, didn't it?
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Sassy, you are a credit to your sex, your username and this godforsaken place. I can't tell you how grateful I am that someone finally filled the damned thing out. It was worth the wait! Thank you! I'm gushing. I'll stop. You know, I noticed that it became progressively more incoherent as I went along and just started throwing in more and more blanks towards the end. Wasn't fun to create, but I hope you had some fun filling in the blanks. Was it cathartic for you, too? What's next, Shill Icebreaker Emails? Shhhhhh.... Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde
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