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WILLY WARMER WEATHER
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WILLY WARMER WEATHER  I am so cold. My apartment has very high ceilings - it is part of a converted lace factory building; it is difficult and expensive to heat up. It is one of the reasons why I am moving to a bungalow on the edge of the city. To keep the cold at bay, I am wearing three tops and two pairs of socks and I remain clothed when I go to bed. I need a big, woolly willy warmer; if only I knew someone who is a good knitter! Have you ever been given a willy warmer by someone. or have you given a willy warmer to someone? Do you have any advice on how I can keep my willy warm? A willy warmer, sometimes known as a cocksock, has a long history. It is claimed that Croatian men living in the mountains traditionally wore willy warmers to prevent their willies getting frostbite. In cold Norway, men wore willy warmers made from the fur of a squirrel. In the Faroe Islands, a Danish archipelago in the freezing waters of the North Atlantic, men often wore two mittens; one mitten, a kallvottur, on their willy and another mitten, a purrivottur, over their balls. Also, there was a Faroese tradition where a woman would give a willy warmer, called a forhyse, to a man she was interested in; if the man was interested in her, he would keep the gift and, if not interested, he would return the gift. Below is me half-naked wearing a kallvottur; I cannot wear a purrivottur because my balls have gone into hiding as it is far too cold!  |
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It should read kallvøttur and purrivøttur but the site does not recognise the letter ø, the twenty-ninth letter of the Faroese alphabet. It is no wonder that I have not come across any Faroese members on the site. 
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Omg!! I want one!!! Sometimes when I’m hunting, and is sooooo cold, I have put hand warmers in between my undies and my thermals. Haven’t wanted to try direct contact. You poor little shivering thing! Have a great day! 💋 Staci
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I could crochet one .... it would be similar to a golf club cover.... only sized differently. Hm. Maybe more like a tube with a draw string on each end. One to keep it snugly on and the other so you don't have to pull it all the way off to urinate. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I am sorry to hear your so cold you know there is someone on the site that used to make those Willy Warmers, but I can't seem to recall who it was. I hope you find who makes them and they can make you one to stay warm. I hope you enjoy your Hump Day.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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I have also heard them called a Peter Heater. One Christmas, I remember one of the males in the household getting one, and being so red-faced 😡 when he opened it in front of everyone.
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Well, you are already aware that I’ve never knitted one of these. Coming from a very cold climate, I can tell you that male cross country skiers often wear briefs underneath their tights that have a special panel of wind proof material sewn to the front. That’s my only contribution to this topic. Well, and also, I’m glad that the female anatomy isn’t so “out there”!   
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That is soo cute!
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Does an old sock count as a willy warmer? I'll say no more Happy HNW 
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I've never had one of those "Willy warmers" but, it looks like a good idea for every single guy to have one. Thanks for sharing.
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I hate the cold weather. I love it when it is hot out. I wear less clothes.
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He he he he.... I like your smile!
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Stay in where it is warm, keep your pants on!! It will be OK. I got faith in you! Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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I really want to play with your willy warmer 
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Have you ever been given a willy warmer by someone. or have you given a willy warmer to someone? - Nope, but hope remains. Do you have any advice on how I can keep my willy warm? - Put it someplace warm, and preferably wet too. Happy HNW. Winter Attire Climate Change Edition, on HNW Premature Perhaps, but I ALWAYS Miss Out on this Stuff [post 3312759] My Private Post - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets – Anything you write here is just between us
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It just so happens I have a warmer! [image]
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Omg!! I want one!!! Sometimes when I’m hunting, and is sooooo cold, I have put hand warmers in between my undies and my thermals. Haven’t wanted to try direct contact. You poor little shivering thing!
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That damn pond!
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I could crochet one .... it would be similar to a golf club cover.... only sized differently. Hm. Maybe more like a tube with a draw string on each end. One to keep it snugly on and the other so you don't have to pull it all the way off to urinate. I've just sent you a mail; hope you get it.
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I am sorry to hear your so cold you know there is someone on the site that used to make those Willy Warmers, but I can't seem to recall who it was. I hope you find who makes them and they can make you one to stay warm. I hope you enjoy your Hump Day..
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Hmmm... the stuff you learn on these pages. 😶❗❗
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I have also heard them called a Peter Heater. One Christmas, I remember one of the males in the household getting one, and being so red-faced 😡 when he opened it in front of everyone.
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Well, you are already aware that I’ve never knitted one of these. Coming from a very cold climate, I can tell you that male cross country skiers often wear briefs underneath their tights that have a special panel of wind proof material sewn to the front. That’s my only contribution to this topic. Well, and also, I’m glad that the female anatomy isn’t so “out there”!
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That is soo cute! Thanks for stopping by.
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