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Blogs > rm_Davison44 > Greymane's Rant

Final Exam  

rm_Davison44 69M
9 posts
8/13/2009 10:20 am
Final Exam

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. Silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

It took 15 minutes for the class to come to order.......

bashful4U22 62F
27 posts
12/5/2009 8:25 pm

 And I have a smart ass teen boy, want'a be man. This is something he would say in class. Not sure he would get the teachers response tho. lol


ClassyHarleyLady 58F
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9/20/2009 5:05 pm

 LOL , I can relate , I work with smart ass teens !


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