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The- Does anybody remember me?.... or- I want a free computer. Edition
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The- Does anybody remember me?.... or- I want a free computer. Edition  I want a free computer, and I think I've found the solution. I'll get to my point right after I make fun of a certain group of people. Don't get too upset with me folks.... it serves to build the foundation of my post, and set me up for my free computer. The group I'm going to make fun of are those made-up sufferers of a non-existent condition... Dyslexics. This "condition" is so loosly defined, that no two "Pyscho-Babble Mental Medical Professionals", or PBMMPs, will give the same definition or set of criteria to determine if somebody is suffering from it. When they do... it turns out their symptoms sound remarkably like any other yahoo who didn't pay as close attention in class as other did, and so they have to play catch-up with special tutors, and tailored teaching techniques. Other countries use improved teaching techniques from the get-go, and amazingly have an almost 100 percent literacy rate. For some reason.... dyslexia skips those countries.One country in particular only had three people reach high school graduation who weren't at the expected level of reading. Only three for an entire country. I'm not making this stuff up, folks. Do an internet search for "Dyslexia is Bullshit", or something similar, and you'll find plenty of articles written by people with actual degrees that agree with me. So anyway. Instead of just admitting that their is a little slower to pay attention than their peers, more and more parents are jumping on the, "My has a learning disability" bandwagon. Once they do that, those get free computers, extra tutoring, longer test-taking periods, and so on and so forth in order that they not fall behind due to their "condition". I've discovered I have a condition as well. It's been well known for many years, but hasn't as yet been widely accepted by the medical community. As such, you probably won't find a great many papers written about it in the more well known scientific journals. The condition I am referring to is known, at least by me, as Average W. Syndrome. Low T seems to be all the rage on the commercials these days, so I thought the use of a mysterious initial may help me achieve what I'm after. Average W. Syndrome is what many of us men suffer from... Average Wang. I know the old, "It's not the size of the boat..." line gets thrown around by plenty of women. Others will say size doesn't matter. BULLSHIT!!!!! Liars Liars pants on FIRES!!!!! I've been around on this site. I've read more than a few profiles. I would even bet that I've probably read at least a couple thousand individual profiles on here over the years. I would wager that somewhere between 35-40 percent of the female profiles go straight for the BBC approach on here. (Even when one of the B's is lacking.)Another 50 percent, at the bare minimum, make a casual comment about, "No small packages need apply.", "A nicely HUNG man would be nice.", or "Small cocks can skip to the next profile." I can vaguely remember 1 or 2 profiles where the woman actually stated she preferred a smaller to average package on a man. The rest all hover around that magical number 9. 9 inches seems to be the most sought after size of cock. It's like my shoe size apparently. I can never find the shoes I like in my size, so everybody else must be taking them. (Too bad, according to the scientific literature out there, only 1% of the male population carries 9 inches or more.) So how does all of this lead to me getting a free computer? Simple! Now that I have a "condition", and not simply an average sized wang, or Average Wang Syndrome, I deserve free shit to help me advance in life. I can use the free computer to research penis growth pills, penis pumps, penis stretching techniques, and penis implants available from the medical establishment. A free computer would allow me to shop online and order all manner of benificial penis related items, and have them discreetly delivered to my home so as not to be embarassed by my condition. So..... I'll be waiting patiently for all my free shit. Thank-you P.S. This post was inspired by Karl. P.S.S. Don't bother leaving comments bitching me out for calling dyslexia a bullshit condition. Refer to the people I mentioned with degrees who also do it. Anyway..... I suck at math... so I must have a learning disability too. Hmmmmmmmmm I wonder if there's a name for not being able to grasp math as well as others? Why should reading get all the attention, and not rithmatic? As a matter of fact..... any of us who are not as smart as a PHD Rocket Surgeon are probably suffering from some, as yet unnamed, conditions! Free computers for everybody! Two for Karl. He's got lots of conditions. Love you, buddy. |
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At least it's average, not Tiny W syndrome. Good to see you still kickin' Beast {=} I am the only Me you get.
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Yay The Beast is back!!!  I've missed ya  Happy New Year to you!! and hope you get that computer 
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I fear big cocks and hairy cocks. Big hairy cocks are likely the subject of horror flicks. I am a huge fan of the BBC: big black canine. (I've actually met a lot of BBCs through Gay Hookup Zone, unadvertised at that! Who knew so many big black puppies let their owners hang out here?)
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if you are average... errrmm doesn't that make you bigger than Karl???? Just saying ...  Wannabe/Sexpot - which one do you want me to be?
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it's not all about the size of penis...i think it's sometime the size of vagina... some vagina is like a black hole...man...one you get sucked in there...there is no way out...
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Excellent! I get my shot of beastie humor again...and just to help you with that search for a learning disability and associated free computer...check out dyscalculia. 
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welcome back, i too suffer from this condition so it is with pride that i see someone boldly try to get free stuff with it. the beard looks manly. its like your head sprouted upside down.
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When I heard they had found a cure for dyslexia ... it was like music to my arse!! I don't dig large guys - let the women who like them have them!! Something interesting in my life: A surprise on my naked body this morning Come visit my blog to know what I get up to from time to time: [blog 4jasmine2]
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