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I Told You I was Mean..  

CynicusMaximus 52M
403 posts
2/27/2016 4:11 am
I Told You I was Mean..


So, the other day...

I was having a conversation with an older guy, and it wasn't a bad conversation till he suddenly started giving his unsolicited description of what he thought of anyone from the middle east. Followed by his most vitriolic turn in the conversation when it came to gay men and the filthy things they do to each other and how they're all going to burn in hell.....

So, i pulled my dick out of his asshole and asked if he even knew what the fuck he was talking about...

Kidding.

I have been getting some random visitors in my shop this last month leading into a show from guys in a local model club. I had been invited out to perform a seminar and exhibition of my work and no one knew who i was outside of the description. I was visited by four individuals who not only brought me frankensense, mir and a three bean casserole, but were all very nice and appreciated my work. I think the issue really is that i let them loiter around twenty minutes too long cause that's when the dam of trump-talk just broke open.

One guy went off on a rant about the filthiness of another religion's unfiltered pornographic contextual filth, so i read him my favorite passage from his... Ezekiel 23:19:20. I watched the self-righteousness melt off his face the deeper i got into that passage.

The last guy just got a full on belly laugh at the mere mention of voting for Ted Cruz. I couldn't even load the sarcasm cannon and i think he got the mildest response as i just said, i had to get back to work..

Anyway, things are good. Better, in fact.

Still working as hard as ever and discovering the limits to how far i can go.

TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
2/27/2016 12:46 pm

Shoulda scarfed that three-bean casserole down pronto and started the trumposexual party with some ass music!


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