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How I'm getting so much smarter so fast...
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How I'm getting so much smarter so fast... Today I am practicing smart people stuff.. Smart people figure out all kinds of stuff all by themselves, I see it on TV all the time.. So I am gonna do what smart people do and figure out stuff and everybody will think I am smart too... Especially if i use spell checker to make all the words with squiggley lines under them get spelled right all by thierselfs and google a bunch of smart people words to say instead of saying some variation of fuck 70 or 80 times... I'm getting pretty good at it I think.. Heres everything I got figured out so far... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that is why you always feel smarter after a few drinks. And drugs are even better for ya.. drugs kill lots and lots of brain cells really really fast, so Ya get a lot smarter alot faster.. Take me for example.. Look how much smarter I am now cuz I take drugs every few minutes compared to when I was a little baby and didnt take drugs at all... See what I mean... I know even just reading this stuff ya can tell how much smarter I got in the last couple minutes... It really shows... |
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