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Blogs > UZIoSUICIDE > The mind of a super genius

* Vote for ME *.. Dont laugh, I aint the worst option...  

UZIoSUICIDE 56M
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10/1/2016 3:33 pm

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2/20/2018 2:34 pm
* Vote for ME *.. Dont laugh, I aint the worst option...
Well since my landslide loss during the last election I have
decided this time to get started early..

Hillary and Don are keeping secrets from everybody like everybody is too stupid to figure out they are both shit choices for President of the USA..
Nobody cares about that..

I aint keepin no secrets.. I already know how stupid voters are so I am gonna come outta the closet, right here on Gay Hookup Zone...
Not the gay kinda of coming outta the closet, I meant the kind that means I am gonna tell everybody something kind of closet.. coming out of.. uhh.. a girl closet... yeah..

Anyways since thats all cleared up and shit let me officially announce my announcement..

What the fuck was I talking about... Dammit.. closet, uhh.. clothes.. uhh.. no that dont sound right.. Let's see.. Announcement..
OH I GOT IT!!

I am once again for like the 3rd or 4th time running for
KING OF THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD AND ALL OF THE PLANETS CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME TO HIT WITH MISSLES

My campain promise is exactly the same as last time, exactly word for word, because i got super memory from the time I got bit by an elephant and got super powers from the elephant venom.
But I didnt need my super power..
I just copied and pasted it..

OK.. Get this..

As soon as I am voted the king of the whole entire world and all of the planets close enough for me to hit with missles,
I am gonna have just 1 rule..

it aint because I am lazy or that I dont care if the whole world riots or burns, but that is a whole lot of it...

But My rule would be...

Stick with me till the end.. ok..

Everybody would be allowed to kill one person in thier life with absolutely no repercussion or any punishment whatsoever..

That single rule would make the world a much nicer and more polite and more just all around better place...

BECAUSE...

would ya be so quick to flip the bird at someone because they didnt put on thier blinker on the freeway, or be so quick to pick on someone or bully them or kick sand in the 85 pound weaklings face when you dont know for sure if they have killed thier one person yet or not...

Maybe thier one person will be you...

VOTE FOR ME..

A VOTE FOR ME TO BECOME KING OF THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD AND ALL OF THE PLANETS CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME TO HIT WITH MISSLES WILL SHOW YOUR TRUE LEVEL OF INTELLEGENCE AND HOW MUCH YOU REALLY CARE..

Thanks for your support...

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