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Blogs > CeriosEros > The life & times of Zero Mega

Write my new Profile for me.  

CeriosEros 39M
615 posts
7/21/2018 1:24 am

Last Read:
7/24/2018 12:12 am
Write my new Profile for me.

Not to brag but I get about 5 or six hits on my profile a month but I've only received around 10 messages. Minus the messages from gay guys hoping I'll switch teams and the ones from groups hoping I'll join. In reality I've received about 4 messages from women. Now I've been on this site for years so that means my profile has a worst return on investment than blue eyeshadow. I grew up with all women so of your a guy and you don't get it exchange blue eyeshadow for season tickets to the Buffalo Bills.

That being said it's time for a rewrite but I don't know what else to try. I've gone honest and thoughtful. I've done the cocky bad boy thing ( I was trying something different don't judge me). I tried using my humor but I'm the only one who find me funny. I've tried mysterious. I've tried one sentence. I've tried leaving it blank except for the words ask me ( again stop with the judgement ). I tried so much I've come to the realization that I will never find a sexual partner on this site so I stopped trying. There in lies the problem. What do you write when you don't care? I'm sick of my current profile but I don't care enough to put in a effort to change it. That's were you guys come in. Comment anything below and I will put it on my new profile. Deal?

CeriosEros 39M
642 posts
7/21/2018 1:26 am

 Seriously. Whatever is put in the comments goes on the profile. Don't be shy.


Attentive14Fun 50M

7/21/2018 1:42 am

 I wish I could help you but I'm the same boat after years on this site and have asked this same question before. I hope you get more than I got from it. I've been trying the no pictures thing thinking it may peak some curiosity but that's failing just as anything else I've ever tried. Hell I can't even get anyone to respond back on IM with just a simple hello and my name. Good luck to you and I hope something works out for you.


Heathen_G 65M
7974 posts
7/21/2018 2:04 am

 You are a heterosexual male, yes?.... So that means you are NOT looking for sex "Partner".... you're looking for "Women" for sex. A "Partner" is what homos look for.

Don't make these women think you're looking for anything more than just sex.

If you think you feel you really need to get married, you should not be on this site. You would not want any woman from here, to be your wife.


endiluvscurves 57M
35 posts
7/21/2018 4:00 am

 Brother, I am with you on this. I have been on this site for two weeks and I wouldn't dare pay for a gold account because I really do not believe 95% of the profiles to be real. Have you met anyone in person? Correct me if I am wrong but that's how I feel.

Good luck....
Enjoy life, fuck somebody today.


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