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On the Elusive Out of Town on Business Meet...
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On the Elusive Out of Town on Business Meet... Let me get this out of the way first: No judgments here, I totally get it. Being stuck in a hotel is God-awful boring. It isn’t your town, it isn’t your home, it isn’t your couch, it isn’t your bed. No matter how luxurious the accommodations, it is invariably uncomfortable. I don’t blame you for not wanting to find a strange restaurant and have to eat awkwardly all by yourself. I don’t want to do that either. Alcohol is surely going to enter the picture at some point to help take the edge off. So now there’s lowered inhibitions, the stress of being in a strange place, and extreme boredom to contend with … a problem that practically BEGS for sex as a solution. I get it. I know why you guys are all blowing up my IM looking for it. I totally understand. So, if I’m going to have a blog giving all my thoughts as to how to pick up women, I should probably address this one. So here goes nothing ... How to pick up a girl in a strange town for a one night stand Unfortunately, a healthy dose of reality is what's really needed here. Just because I’m not judging you for looking for Business Meeting Sex doesn’t mean I’m in any way receptive to the idea of a one night stand with you. I don’t relish the idea of being summoned merely to provide a warm wet hole for your amusement when you’re bored. I don’t like being used purely for sex. "But I.....*" No ... stop that train of thought right there … before you say it… you are using me purely for sex. We will not be having a relationship of any kind … not even platonic chat buddies. What would be the point? For the off chance that you find your way back to my town? That’s just never going to happen. Any notion otherwise is you merely trying to ease your conscience by promising something you will never deliver. What you need is to find someone who IS willing to be used purely for sex. The local bar scene is almost a lost cause these days. Does anyone still go to them with the expectation of hooking up? Maybe in some college towns, but every time I’ve been in a bar in recent years it was all platonic groups who are just looking to drink together and hang out, nothing more. They are there for their group, not to meet new people. It’s a longshot, but if you’re lucky enough to be put up in a big enough city, the hotel bar might have fellow travelers looking for the same thing. They’re all in similar circumstances as you. You are already in most of the same demographics. Just be yourself. Otherwise, I hate to go there, but this is unfortunately your best bet if you’re that hard up: I mean, I don’t approve of the sex trade. Let’s face it, though, this IS what you’re looking for. Someone you can use and subsequently dispose of. She’s not going to mind. I, however, will mind very much if you tried to use me like that. In fact, now that we’re on that subject, let me go on a quick tangent here … whether out of town or not, some of you guys I really have to wonder about. You guys reek of desperation. If you’re that hard up, exactly why aren’t you hooking up with ? You won’t have to drive 2 hours to meet them (like many of you guys keep offering me), they won’t cost as much as the fancy dinners you keep suggesting, and won’t be needy and start texting you nonstop afterwards. They’ll even respect that you’re married and keep things discreet for you (cause you all know you’re all a bunch of lying, cheating men) Again, I’m not supporting that behavior, just making an observation. This is the ONLY way you can get laid without putting any work into it. Isn't that what you're really looking for? Who knows, maybe you all are and I just don’t know about it. They’re making their money somehow. At any rate, I’m rambling now. The Out-of-Town meet is the Holy Grail of the sex world. Everyone is looking for it, nobody is finding it. That's because it is a lost cause. Give up on the idea. So, in conclusion, here's what you should do when you're out of town on a business meeting and you're horny beyond words... Find a nice place to eat, rent Star Wars: Rogue One, then call your wife at home and tell her you love her before finally going to bed. |
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Excellent post, I'm amazed by the number of men who think we will meet a stranger in a hotel. Then when you decline, you get the "I'm not a mad axe murderer" line. Yeah,, right!
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Well, that post sure took some strange turns
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