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Best Toast Of The Night
Best Toast Of The Night John O'reilly hoisted his beer and said "Here's to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife !" That won him top prize at the pub for toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, " I won the prize for the best toast of the night". She said, "Oh that's great !, and what was the toast ?" He said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life sitting in church next to my wife." "Oh that is very nice indeed John", Mary said The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, " John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She nodded and said, "Yes, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." ~Wee~ 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 |
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John O'reilly hoisted his beer and said "Here's to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife !" That won him top prize at the pub for toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, " I won the prize for the best toast of the night". She said, "Oh that's great !, and what was the toast ?" He said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life sitting in church next to my wife." "Oh that is very nice indeed John", Mary said The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, " John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She nodded and said, "Yes, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Hilarious! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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That will make you spew your beer out! LOL
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