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Things I've Learned from Chocolate...  

rm_impish_pixie 61F
1578 posts
9/23/2008 2:56 pm

Last Read:
12/1/2008 6:30 pm

Things I've Learned from Chocolate...

So yeah, my name is Pixie and I'm a chocoholic...there are worse things I could be. Who can blame me for having a love affair with something so absolutely orgasmic? The smell, the taste, the way it melts on your tongue, slides down your throat and makes you feel good all over...hmmmmmmm. One is never enough and my hunger never wanes, it just gets stronger with every taste. Like I said, there are worse things...yes?

Anyway, (see how quickly I got off subject there??), recently, (for my birthday actually), one of my co-workers gave me three different bags of Dove Chocolates. Lovely little things, little mini orgasms for your mouth AND when you open them they have little "promises" written inside to help keep you on track. How cool is that? Being the sweet lil Pixie I am, I thought I'd take a second and share my top ten with you. (NOT the chocolates silly...just the promises).


1. You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
2. OWN all the moments of your life.
3. Carve out a little moment for yourself today.
4. The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
5. Life without chocolate would be incomplete. (I HEARTILY agree)
6. Be fearless.
7. Listen to your heartbeat and dance.
8. Make your eyes twinkle.
9. Be mischievous. It feels good. (I can attest to that!!)


And my NUMBER 1 favorite:

10. NAUGHTY CAN BE NICE. (It's almost like they "know" me)

I would suggest you go get your own little bag of chocolates and see what they say for you. What could it hurt? And who knows, you might find the answer to your biggest question all nestled up with a little piece of heaven. Peace ya'll...


I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


rm_DaphneR 65F
8019 posts
9/23/2008 3:16 pm

Heh, you've not read my last blog ...
Best be watching your mailbox.


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_impish_pixie replies on 9/23/2008 5:07 pm:
My mailbox???? Really??? Oh that can only be GOOD!!!

I've been wedding planning...we're down to the wire now ya know and all those little details are gonna kill me!!

(NOTE to Ya'll that don't know: Daphne makes the MOST incredible cookies...oatmeal chocolate chip...no shit...they're FABULOUS...might that be why I have to watch my mailbox?????)

bardicman 57M

9/23/2008 3:24 pm

I love the milk chocolate Doves.

Damn good eatin them is.

I sometimes read the promises but normally I am too busy trying to get the next one of them rascals outta the wrapper to worry about reading the last one.



I am not dead yet


rm_impish_pixie replies on 9/23/2008 5:09 pm:
Bardi...yea, that was one of the bags. OMFG....

And ummm...there's a reason I only have "10"...giggle, hard to be careful with that foil package when you know what it's holding. Hmmmmm....there might be a trend there??? giggle

rm_light771960 64M
62 posts
9/23/2008 3:29 pm

Life bad.......Chocolate GOOD


rm_impish_pixie replies on 9/23/2008 5:09 pm:
nuff said.

fireinheart23454 53M
7517 posts
9/23/2008 3:36 pm

Those Doves are devilishly good!!

"You can't fix stupid...."


rm_impish_pixie replies on 9/23/2008 5:09 pm:
Oh they are, they truly really are. I've been chocolate buzzing for a couple of weeks now. LMAO

horny196364 60M

9/23/2008 3:46 pm

very nice


rm_impish_pixie replies on 9/23/2008 5:11 pm:
Nice??? Nice isn't nearly a strong enough word to describe that sweet, sweet chocolate... hmmmmmm...mmmmmmm

(or did you mean my post?)

((or did you mean the promises??))

(((OMG...I MUST know)))

digdug41 56M

9/24/2008 11:23 am

I'm not much on sweets but oh god is mo ever achoc fiend... thats why she grabbed me I melt in her mouth not in her hand



roaming the cyber streets of blogland


rm_impish_pixie replies on 9/24/2008 2:09 pm:
You are TOO silly....lol

Get her some doves milk chocolate...and place them statigically...she'll def be your "luv" slave. giggle

piercednshavedmn 59M
4575 posts
9/24/2008 12:01 pm

Happy Birthday Belatedly

Wish more people followed 9 and 10

XO

MJ


rm_impish_pixie replies on 9/24/2008 2:10 pm:
Ty...it was a lovely birthday.

I'm with you on the 9 & 10...think how much happier people would be...

(Hope your shoulder is almost healed...)

rm_goddess1946 113F
13513 posts
10/11/2008 10:29 pm

Life without chocolate is an absolute bitch...
no doubt about it! Just ask Bessie who works in
my office...she will tell you that the brain simply
does not fuction without M&M's. I'm going to buy her
a dispenser for her desk as soon as the holiday crazy
dispensers are once again available.

I've learned that the brain does not fuction well without
being hydrated. Water is one thing...Chocoate is one thing too!

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


rm_impish_pixie replies on 10/14/2008 6:30 pm:
Yea...I do sorta turn into a bitch without my chocolate...

still need water too...

"woman cannot live by chocolate alone...."

rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
10/15/2008 3:08 am

MMMMM chocolate. Alas, I am getting old...chocolate is now my number one fantasy. Deep sigh.

[blog talldarkavg1]


rm_impish_pixie replies on 10/15/2008 4:23 pm:
TDA...it doesn't have to be a fantasy silly...I mean you CAN have it.

rm__Safira 61F
11258 posts
11/6/2008 4:36 pm

*sigh* And I'm allergic. I'll just pour chocolate all over y'all and eat your liver. I mean ALL the liver for y'all! *grin*

This is my blog - [blog _Safira]. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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