How to have fun
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Posted:Sep 29, 2019 7:45 am
Last Updated:Jun 29, 2020 7:20 am
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How would you like to have fun with me?
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Biggest Fail / Biggest Score
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Posted:Jul 3, 2019 10:01 pm
Last Updated:Aug 4, 2019 3:58 pm
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What is your biggest fail or biggest score either hitting on someone or getting hit on? I’m sure there are some good stories out there
I’m going to start with a fail. So I visited a friend from high school at her college. She asked me to go to a speed dating event at her school that she and a committee put together. So, me, being her friend, say yes. I attend the event and bring some friends. We are all master students. As soon as we sit down and start the event, we quickly find out most, of not all those attending are freshman. Needless to say we were not seeing what we like *snoozeville*. I look at my friend and she just shrugs. *well played I think* Then, out of the blue stroll in these two smoking hot girls, linked arm in arm, skin-tight clothing, and lollipop in mouth. Our heads snap up. The two look at me and make a beeline for the chair across from me and kick the girl that was there out. *time starts* It’s like Eminem’s 8-mile song in slow motion, me failing. I look at them and ask why they’re doing this together. They looks at each other. They both smile and giggle. One leans over the table and states in a voice that would make anyone’s spine tingle “We like to share...everything.” Did god send this teat to me? I think so, and I fell face first in the mud. I stutter and manage to say “Well that’s nice.” WTF that’s all I could muster?? The girl winks at me. I smile. *times up* The girls sigh and look at me. Then after two seconds they get up and leave the building. THEY LEFT. I had one chance and blew it. I don’t think my mom could have looked me in the face after that had she been there. All my friends looked at me afterwards wondering what I had done to manage to make them walk out. My friend who invited me there even had a good laugh. I have never lived it down.
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