Sexual Traveling
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Posted:Nov 27, 2006 4:16 pm
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2006 7:17 am
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No, sex does not travel, however, if one is to believe the people who send winks and emails, people DO travel for sex.
In the realm of reality just how many of you people out there honestly "BELIEVE" that someone who winks at you, or even emails you from foreign countries is going to pay for a round trip ticket for you to deliver sex to their door? If you believe that one, I have a bridge to sell you.
Contacts from foreign countries, like Italy, Germany, Sweden to name a few from hottie men raving about how they are dying to meet you. Ok, buster, ante up send the round trip ticket. Wanna bet they disappear so fast you are going to have whiplash!!.
Oh they may string you along for a while, in the hopes that YOU will find them so totally irresistible, sexually amazing that you can't help but wow, PAY FOR THE TICKET YOURSELF!!!! imagine that. So, are you willing to travel to a foreign country, getting a passport, cost around $80 bucks or more. Some countries, you need shots, so that would rule out immediate travel now wouldn't it, seeing as it takes about 4 to 6 weeks for that passport.
Are we as a society so totally desperate for sex that we are willing to accept "ANYTHING". By that I mean profiles that you read that clearly state, AGE, WEIGHT, RACE, HEIGHT, NOT important. That translates to GOD I am so desperate to get laid I will take anyone, anywhere, anytime. Of course the writer of those profiles I am sure will declare loudly that they are simply not so narrow minded, or small, or shallow that those things matter, they just like the "PERSON".
With that in mind, stand up, raise your hands, just how many of you walk into a bar, or a possible dating arena, and search out the ugliest, most unappealing person in the bar and approach them FIRST. But, hey it isn't their looks that matter, or their age, its whats inside!!! They are a GOOD person.
So what if they have very poor body hygiene, don't brush their teeth, the teeth that they have that is. So what if their hair is hanging in greasy oily lanks around their face, they got a nice smile don't they!!. Who cares they havn't stood next to a deodorant in about 6 months, its a good healthy stench of a hard working NICE person.
Do we see where I am going here, IT DOES MATTER!!!! and anyone who says it does NOT is a LIAR. Well that or very damn desperate.
Lets look at AGE, the magic AGE thing. I had the most enticing winks and invites for an entire wink from a 32 year old man. What did he say. I NEED YOU GRANNY!! Yeah, boy did that one captivate me. But hey, he is nice just ask him. OLDER MEN, who are in their 50.s 60's and wink and email women who are in their very late teens, or 20's or even 30's. OHHH age don't matter when you are the male doing this to the younger hotties.
Well if that is so true, I highly recommend that as age is NOT important that you log into a very SENIOR website and email or wink at ladies that are 80 or 90's. WHAT?? you don't find that appealing?? Well what the living hell makes any of YOU believe that some very young, and attractive lady is thrilled, and flattered that YOU are contacting them. First of all they can have their pick of the litter and guess what guys it sure as hell is NOT someone 20 or 30 years OLDER than them.
Think about that for a minute!!! sure you can say you are high energy, wanna bet you are NOT as high energy as someone in their 20's. Just what the hell do you think you have to offer them. Money? sex?? oh yeah you got all those years of experience, thats why your single and on a sex site. Your buff body? the one with the beer belly hanging over your belt, your hair bald in the front with a braid hanging down your back or just hanging all over.
Better yet, you extremely intelligent men and women who declare to any and all that You just havn't done it right, or been with the RIGHT person, but THEY ARE IT. How egotistical can you be to insult the rest of the men or women on this planet that we are all so ignorant and stupid that we don't know HOW to do anything, BUT YOU KNOW IT ALL.
This is especially idiotic when someone says they DO NOT LIKE something, and you pipe up and says, "well, thats just because you havn't had it done right". Guess what folks, if you DO NOT LIKE IT, NOTHING is going to change your mind. If you don't like liver, or broccoli, no matter how it's prepared, how many times you try it, YOU WON'T LIKE IT. Kindly respect that preference. It will get you a whole lot farther.
CHeck your ego at the door, look in the mirror and step into the real world. Do not try and convince someone that your an expert and will change their mind. DO NOT EMAIL or WINK if you are in a different state or worse yet COUNTRY and expect that they are going to be thrilled and reply with eager anticipation.
The only sexual traveling you are going to be doing, is right here on the website, going from one unrealistic contact to the next with no contact at all.
The musings of Lady
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Penis Paradise
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Posted:Jun 11, 2006 11:09 am
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2008 5:59 pm
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While walking thru my garden one evening, to my great surprise I found a paradise. Yes, I had a bumper crop of Wild Penis growing.
My gosh, as I strolled thru this unexpected paradise, I began to make notes of which "blooms" I found of interest.
Hmm, there was one, that certainly resembled a German Helmet, well except it was shiny and purple. The stem was medium thickness, and the tubers beneath were a tad on the small side.
Then there was this gigantic penis blossom!! I actually took a step back due to it's size. I wasn't sure if it would begin to wiggle, waggle, undulate and then slither out of the flower bed and snake up my ankle.!! As I stood there looking, I thought, heyyy wait a minute. THIS is a fake bloom, who the heck would have thought someone would plant a fake bloom amid the real blooms. My god, the stem was at least 6 or 8 inches around, and the head blossom was like a one eyed lizard with no eyeball!!! Ohhh scarey!!
Continuing my stroll, I viewed so many lovely Penis blossoms and stems. Some were average, some had lovely tapered heads, smooth and shiny, some a lovely purple color. Others had a hood covering the head, sorta like a monks hood or a surprise package waiting to be opened. Some had stems ranging from 5 or 6 inches which appeared to be the normal range, to those humungo ones, that stood 9 10 and even 13 inches tall!!!!Which of course included the phony penis flowers. Some were covered in fuzzy moss, others were in a totally void of anything spot, like a sterilized area. No moss anywhere.
Then again, there was the thickness of the stems. My gosh, some were so thin it didn't look like they would be able to hold the head up, others were so thick they resembled a tree trunk.
Amazed that so many penis blossoms of every size, shape and color were at my disposal, I decided to pick myself a boquet. Wearing a secret smile, I selected only the penis boquet that I thought were the best in this paradise.
I placed them in a lovely, warm, wet container and settled in to enjoy the view and the longevity of the blossoms.
As I sat there admiring my pick of the boquet, the strongest, longest, and smoothest of all, it rapidly began to wilt before my eyes?? HEY wait, I just got comfy to enjoy the pleasure of you.!! Whoops sorry gone in a flash.
Well, thats alright, I still have the rest to enjoy. As I selected the next blossom, I noticed that since the time I picked it in the garden, the stem as well as the head had amazingly shrunk from 10 inches to a mere 6 inches long, and only a couple inches in girth. What the heck is happening here?
As I sat there, watching the rest of the penis boquet, they all began to have different traits that I had overlooked. One lost it's head and pollen immediately, shriveling up to nothing. One other, a stately tree trunk one, withstood the test of time and elements. That sucker was like petrified wood from the petrified forest. I had that penis bloom for 6 months, and it never wilted, never shrunk. It was about then, I realized I had been duped again. This was a phony bloom that had been planted with the expectation it would never need be replanted for it never died!!!. Everything has a life span if it is real.
I finally settled on a bud, I had picked, one that had never blossomed. It had been dressed in green leaves and completely covered when I found it. I nurtured it, admired it, and took very careful care of it. When it finally bloomed, much later, the blossom was beautiful and brilliant. Each day, I made sure I cared for that bud, each day it surprised me with something new and different to admire.
I never knew that the selection of bloom that had NOT blossomed for the world to see in the Penis Paradise, would be the one that would give me the greatest pleasure.
The moral of this story folks, is all the men out there that believe that if they wiggle a dick in front of us, that is going to be what attracts us couldn't be less true.
You may have what you think is the cutest, longest, thickest, hardest, smoothest, most ORIGINAL dick on this planet, but guess what. If that thing does not do the job that is "required" it may as well be skunk cabbage, or a weed in Penis Paradise Garden. EVERY MALE has a DICK.!!! Yours is only original, and cute and successful to YOU.
Just looking at the picture of someones dick, is NO indication of how it will perform. Premajure ejaculation, short stamina, LONG recovery time. Nope, I could care less how many dicks out there have dicks. Show me a pair of laughing eyes, a smile thats a heart stopper, and a brain that knows HOW to talk to a lady, catch her interest, and stimulate HER brain, which is truly the largest sexual organ in the body, and I will show you a SUCCESSFUL MAN!!.
With that said, I leave each and everyone to stroll thru the Gay Hookup Zone Penis Paradise, and YOU figure out which one, just from looking at it is going to give you "everything" you want and need.!!
We will talk about the flower garden that has a bumper crop of "Dragons Tongues" blooming at a later time.
LADY.
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Sexual Reality
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Posted:Jun 4, 2006 1:11 pm
Last Updated:Oct 24, 2006 9:19 pm
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Stand in front of a mirror. Take a very good look at yourself, now go back and take a long hard look at your profile.!! This goes for both men and women.
If you are a male, with pot belly, aka, little extra padding that translates to like 50 or 60 lbs over weight, balding, or long straggley hair to your shoulders, missing teeth, or crooked when you smile. If you have a scruffy appearance like you havn't stood next to a razor in about a week. Your age is 50 or older.
Guess what, Cindy Crawford, or some 25 or 30 year old, sexy babe, does not want your sorry tush. She isn't even going to look in your direction, why would she, when she can have her pick and choice of any man on the planet. Lets have a dose of realisim here folks.
Women, especially women much younger than men, are totally NOT interested in OLDER MEN, especially MARRIED men. Why? again, she can have her pick of anyone she wants and why would she settle for scraps when she can have her choice? Like the pick of the litter sort of thing. SOME WOMEN, who are younger, DO enjoy the attentions of older men, there is NO BLANKET PAT pidgeon hole for ALL PEOPLE.
Do you really believe, if you "have to try" is going to get you anywhere? It definitely will get you an ignore, or a nasty email back for NOT reading their profile. Your idea of "Playing the odds" is lame at best. The odds are NOT in your favor. YOU WILL piss them off by NOT reading their profile with what THEY WANT. Your sending out a bunch of emails, to "just try and play the odds", is to totally ignore their wants, which again, shows them, if you will IGNORE THAT, what else will you ignore?
As for the ohhh hot studs, and the married men who say they can do push ups with their tongue, they "know" what a woman wants and likes and how to give it to them. Or, they can give them everything they ever wanted.
Think about that for a minute and how lame you sound. You are married, yet you are HERE looking for a sex partner. If your so damn good, and your tongue is the ULTIMATE act of all sexual things, how come your wife isn't so thrilled with you that she can't get enough of it??? You KNOW how to give her everything she wants, obviously your wife sure don't want it, so maybe your technique is lacking, but you just plain don't want to admit that this could be YOUR fault.
You can give the new lady everything she ever wanted, while you are so desperately in love with your wife, that you can't leave her. Ok, where are you going to be for Birthdays, Anniversaries, Christmas, New Years, holidays, special days, that your lady on the side wants to be with you? Could it be you are home with the wife and family?? Your lady is sitting home alone, wishing you were there? How about vacations, can you just tell the wife and family, sorry I have to take a vacation with my lady friend I will be back in about a week or 10 days, and do this consistently thru the years. I would say NOT. So just what are you giving this lady that YOU call "everything" Your sex? you pop in when you can for sexual relief. Then home to the wife and family. You take the lady friend out for dinner sometimes, but NOT anywhere near home, where you MAY be recognized and caught. If your lady friend wants to go out NOW, can you spontaneously grant her wish and drop everything and go? You are going to buy her gifts? Ok, like what? you think spending cash isn't going to be noticed by the wife? you sure can't charge lingerie that the wife doesn't get. So, lets, hear what "EVERYTHING" is you are going to give to this lady on the side that is to HER benefit.
Now, Ladies, are you also, in the category of "a little extra padding" that translates to your appearance is that of a Green Bay Packer, so when the gentleman who you have been chatting with finally meets you, and you are NOTHING like what you portrayed yourself as. Do you really think, that when the gentleman arrives, he isn't going to be shocked, surprised, or in a word, totally turned off!!! Honesty works the best, so there are NO hidden surpises.
I have heard so many horror stories from MEN, about women they met, not only here, but thru other sites, that when they finally had a one on one, they couldn't wait to run the other way due to the false impression they were given. Some down right lied about everything. Some said they were younger, and they were OLDER, like the men saying they are YOUNGER and are OLDER. Some looked and dressed inappropriately. Their body hygiene left a lot to be desired. Some were into it just for how much MONEY the gentleman had and could take care of her or give to her. I grant you we ladies would love to look and be younger than we are, but telling some younger man we are 10, 15 years YOUNGER than we are, and we don't even look it, come on, do you really think a young handsome fella, who like the younger woman, can have their pick of ladies being satisfied meeting some older woman than expected. Do you really think if they do stick around out of good manners, that you will have a second date?? Again, I am SURE there are SOME YOUNGER MEN, WHO LIKE OLDER WOMEN. But if you lie, expect to be treated rudely!!
Also, speaking for SOME, notice I did NOT SAY ALL, older women, we do NOT enjoy, appreciate or even WANT, emails from men who are 20 and 30 years our JUNIOR, that think we are sex starved, lonely women, just looking for a hot stud to service us. We don't want to "teach" you how to have sex. We don't give diplomas at the end of your lessons. Surprise, the older ladies also enjoy a gentleman they do NOT have to TEACH, but one who knows HOW to treat a lady as a lady!! and how to please a lady in the bedroom, without her giving him instructions.
Good manners courtesy, charm, and intelligence goes a long way to catching either male or female attention. Just because you are on a "DATING, OR SEX SITE" does not mean you leave those attributes at the door. MANY people on this SITE are NOT here strictly for SEX or to find a SEX PARTNER!!!. DO NOT ASSUME, they ARE. If that is the reason YOU are here, that is why someone elses is here.
If a lady/gentleman has height, weight, or appearance requirements, in her/his profile, DO NOT send them an email, if you do not fit the profile, and say, " well it don't bother me". OBVIOUSLY!!!! it bothers the writer or they WOULD NOT HAVE PUT IT IN THEIR PROFILE. So it really does not matter how YOU feel about it. What matters is how THEY feel about it.
Before you email someone, write it out, then sit back and READ what you wrote. Is it insulting? did you JUST HAVE to send someone an email, just to tell them they are nasty, a bitch, an asshole, a phucktard, based on what you read in THEIR profile? This email that YOU send, would you say those things to a person you were just meeting in real life, to a stranger? Do you think they really CARE about your insulting opinions?? Best of all folks, THIS IS A DIRECT REFLECTION OF YOURSELF!!! THIS gives both men and women a pretty darn good idea of the kind of person YOU ARE. I guarantee you will NOT make any points, they will NOT change their profile because YOU don't like it, and they DEFINITELY will AVOID YOU like the plague, and you WILL get a very NASTY FLAMING EMAIL BACK. Was that YOUR purpose? Did you achieve what you wanted to at the end? Did you score? NOT!!!.
Reality folks, thats the key, just because our mothers told us we were beautiful, handsome, does not qualify!! they are predjuiced. Everyone has their own personal likes and dislikes, that is what makes the world go around.
RESPECT others choices, and you will find that you are respected as well.
Lady
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I KISSED MY GOODBYE TODAY!.
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Posted:May 11, 2006 3:12 pm
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2016 7:05 pm
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In the world of make believe where good reigns over evil, I watched my play soldier.
fighting villians and crime. I remember every time he would take a stance, all those bad guys never had a chance.
With a salute and a smile, he�d say to me. Mom when I get older, and grow up really tall, I wanna be a soldier, most of all.
I pray lord, I kissed my good by today. I couldn�t let him see me cry, he thought I had something in my eye.
He looked so strong and brave, as he climbed upon the school bus, he turned back to look at us with a salute a smile then away. Oh please don�t let him be afraid.
My sons all grown up now, there is no more make believe, life and all it brings, is far too real. He�s learned the price of peace doesn�t come easily, and he says he has to take a stance, to help bring peace through out our land.
Lord, I kissed my good bye today, I couldn�t let him see me cry, he thought I had something in my eye.
He looked so strong and brave. As he climbed upon the bus, he turned back to look at us, with a salute a smile then away. Oh please don�t let him be afraid.
Lord I kissed my good bye today. He�s still my little soldier, keep him safe from harm, and please don�t let him be afraid. Please don�t let him be afraid.
Freedom isn't free. April 28th, 2006, I kissed my good bye, as he heads to Iraq.
God keep him safe.
Mom
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Massive Members
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Posted:Apr 13, 2006 2:23 pm
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2006 11:50 am
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Men seem to think that advertising their crotch is going to land them a hot date. Perhaps, some do manage to get a hot date out of that, but it begs the question, "how many" My guess is NOT MANY.
I had a wink today from a 25 year old fella, he was standard, so I figure he couldn't read my profile if he had he may not have winked. At any rate, when I looked at it, I noticed his pic and I simply could NOT resist. I confess, I peeked!!
Then I sat here laughing so hard. Here is this guy, buck naked, lounging in a chair, and I you not, his penis had to be a minimum of 2 feet long, and at least as big around as a coke can.
This isn't the first one of those either, I have seen so many of them, gosh some men are really creative and dress theirs up, like a toy, tape measures, watches, compared to the width of their wrist. I am honestly waiting for the one with a smiley face painted on it, just below the crown so it looks like he is wearing a helmet.
Good god, can you men be so totally stupid that you honestly believe that any woman on this site, or on this planet, is going to BELIEVE that crock!!. Some are so obviously cut and pasted from some monster cock website, that the flesh is a different color than their own body, some forget to add or remove the pubic hair from one to the other. Some I have seen just simply cut theirs off at the waist and past the new one in. I know you think you are brilliant, but you certainly are dumb as a rock if you think we can't tell.
This may come as a huge surprise to you men who think a gigantic dick is going to thrill and excite a woman. NOT no woman wants to be spinal tapped, or have that thing go all the way up to her throat all at the same time. Of course that wouldn't be an all bad idea if it was possible, you get get oral at the same time as you are getting laid.
Gentlemen, I don't know how to break the news to you, but guess what, that thing DOES NOT FIT if it REALLY WERE that huge. We shall refer to it as Andy the Anaconda.
You need to take an anatomy class, or at least look in some biology book and learn a few facts. A woman has a vagina, right behind that is her uterus, and behind that miles and miles of intestines. THEY DO NOT MOVE, now just where do you think you are going to put that 2 foot penis you are so proud of!! You sure aren't going to be able to get that all in, so now even if you HAD that much, you are limited as to how far you can insert, and how much pressure you can use. If not, does the word PAIN come to mind, not for YOU but for HER.
The Guiness Book of World Records, records the largest penis as 13". ONLY ONE. Now don't you think if all the men on this site, had Andy Anaconda, they would be in the record book, my gosh, I wonder if Mr. Guiness knows that there are dozens, and dozens of these out there!!. Yeah right, and I got a bridge to sell you.
Men seem to think that if they whip it out, and post their dick and nothing more, that women are going to go "ohhhhh look at that!!! isn't it beautiful, gorgeous, handsome, I think I wanna date that. Sorry men, women do NOT date body parts, they date MEN.
A man, is made up of head, shoulders, abs, hips, legs, hair, eyes, a whole lot of things, and you can have what YOU think is a hot sexy penis, and the rest of you looks like a dog, or is unappealing and guess what, she isn't going to go out with you and you are NOT going to get laid either.
Lets turn this around and do a little thinking here. Put this nice thinking cap on top of Andy Anacondas head a minute. You see this picture, tight up of this crotch shot of a woman. Shaved, unshaved, open, shut. Nothing but her crotch. Andy starts wiggling, jiggling, and moving in your shorts, man what a hottie this one is. Andy Anaconda sends out an email, and gets a response, and oh boy, now Andy is really UP, tight. He is straining your shorts, like to bust out of your jeans, any woman within 5 miles is gonna get hit by flying metal pieces from your zipper when it goes THWANGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Andy Anaconda is very strong remember, 2 feet, and thick as that coke can.!!
You dash out the door to meet the woman that has Andy doing the pump dance, up, down, up down, and when you get there. You stop dead.!! She smiles coyly at you, bats her eyes. You are mesmerized. She has some not all her teeth, they are broken and uneven. Her eyes are crossed. She hasn't bathed in at least 2 weeks, you can tell because there is a crowd of flies hovering over her head and the odor wafting your way, she could be the linebacker for Green Bay, and must weigh at least 400lbs. Her hair is knotted, and greasy, sorta hanging seductively around her face. As you look at her face she has a series of little moles all over, and you wonder if you are suppose to join the dots, and see what happens. She is wearing sandals, because she can't get her feet into any other shoe, and her toe nails are dark brown and curved under.
Is Andy Anaconda, still doing the UP, DOWN? I would be willing to bet that Andy Anaconda, has now shriveled to the size of Willie the Worm, the sickest worm in all of Gay Hookup Zone.
Did you know that was how she would look when all you could see was her crotch picture? Nope. IF you had seen the rest of her, in all her glory, would you have wanted to go meet her. I bet NOT.
So, when you go posting those humungo, fake dick pics, and think you are going to have women flocking to you, perhaps you should stop and consider the fact that women do NOT date dicks. A man with a dick is just that nothing more, a man with a DICK. What matters is the REST OF YOU.
If there is NO connection, NO attraction NO stimulation from seeing your face, or the rest of your body, you are simply wasting your time.
Have you ever considered how the hell you look when you keep advertising Andy Anaconda, and when you meet the lady, and this time lets assume, it's going pretty good. You drop your shorts, and instead of 2 feet of penis unrolling from your overcrowded shorts, this 5 or 6 or even 9 inch penis is there. Do you think she isn't going to NOTICE!! that there is at least a foot missing??? That it's not as thick as a coke can, or your wrist, its about the size of a pencil!!! Uhh have you stopped to consider that YOU now look like an idiot and a liar to boot!!!.
I can't speak for other women, but I know for damn sure, if you are a liar, you not only just PROVED you are a liar, but you look like a total asshole on top of it. I don't know too many women who are willing to say, "Oh well, your here, I might as well". I for one, would kick your lying sorry ass out the door.
So guys, perhaps you should rethink that photo you have that you are so proud of, the only one proud of it is YOU.
By the way, this same theory works in reverse for women as well. If they only display that up tight and personal picture of nothing but their crotch, and the rest of them is unappealing, when they arrive, some men have been known to actually walk out, leaving some women embarassed. They should be, for lying as well. When you say "a little extra padding" that does not mean 400lbs on a 5ft woman.
Lady
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HOT SPAM
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Posted:Apr 6, 2006 7:32 am
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2006 7:35 pm
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No, I am not talking about the kind in a can you eat. I am talking about the kind where in a group someone begins a thread, and then continues to post one word or two word replies, for page after page all at the same time.
Yes, this is a very touchey point with me. Why? I don't run this site, I don't partake, I am not even in the groups where they do it, so you ask, WHY should I or would I care.
Here is the answer:
A machine, is a machine, it can function only as fast as it is designed to do. A wheel can only turn as fast as the axel lets its.( I am not mechanically inclined, I hope it's the axel!)
Get the point. A computer can only process information so fast. When it is FLOODED with thousands of posts all at one time it virtually slows the system down to a crawl, making it take DAYS for your replies to show up.
People only look at ONE or TWO group that are doing this. They apparently have not considered the fact that there are over a million users on this site, and if even half of them set up ONE spam thread it would cripple this site totally, in fact at some points it has done just that, and taken several days for a post to show up.
When these people set up spam threads, it is for ONE purpose. To be notice, to arrive on the most active group list, and to get their picture posted as most active posters in the last 30 days. Some groups have actually posted in the original thread, "please spam so we can get to the front" "Please spam so we can have the most posts". "please spam so we can be first as most active". Some spam posts have over 1,500 posts in a short time by just two people.
Well, for my two cents worth, if you had to get to any of those places by running spam threads, and usually more than ONE, the count and position are FALSE.
Just because you spent half hour or hour posting one or two words for 3,4 or 5 or 15 pages, does not mean you are an active group, or people are participating at that rate, it is a false read and people who "think" they may be interested in joining find out when they get there, it isn't what they thought, and leave.
If anyone is so ridiculously childish that they have to stamp their feet, everyone has to play nicely by their rules, they really need to get a life and grow up.
How freaking important is it to anyone to be NUMBER ONE on a SEX SITE. How does it affect your overall LIFE, your personal being and existence. Does it make your life easier? richer? Are you so starved for attention that even adverse attention is acceptable?
Do you not realize how lame, stupid, childish and ignorant you appear running these things all in the name of "FUN" Well, fun for who? YOU, your group?. It certainly isn't fun for others IN your group that do not participate, its boring. It isn't fun for the rest of the site membership sitting around waiting for their posts to post, while yours are stuck in the computer being chewed up and digested, and posts as crap.
If the fields were removed, and didn't count for anything, then those who love this great idea of spam could run it in their groups and no one would give a damn, except it STILL WILL SLOW THE SITE DOWN. You can bet they wouldn't find a reason to spam any more either, it would cease to be such fun.
If the fields of most active group, most active poster, were REMOVED from the group page, you would watch the number of posts drop drastically, the most active groups would certainly change positions.
If the groups were listed alphabetically, or by genre, WITHOUT listing the number of posts in them, people could go and find out if they wanted to join or not by reading the group description.
You would be amazed how much faster, smoother the system would run, if all the crap were removed.
You can't complain about how slow the system is, how it does not work, when YOU the members are a large part of WHY it is the way it is. You are the cause, you can also be part of the CURE.
Lady
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Sexual Myths and Theories
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Posted:Mar 26, 2006 7:45 am
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2006 10:00 am
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So your feeling lonely, need company, would like a nice romp in the sack. You find your way to the computer and surf for sex sites. You have heard all about some of the dating sites, Match, American, Harmony, and all the success stories.
Well, here is both myth and theory. In theory, what a great idea to find someone like YOU. The myth is, I personally belonged to all three of those sites, and they were not one single bit different than this one is in the responses from males. That is IFthey ever did email you. The success rate if at all is very low. I am not the goddess of the internet, but even when I did send out an email, I never even got a polite THANKS BUT NO THANKS
Gay Hookup Zone the hottest swinging, sex in 24 hour site. MYTH I don't care who you are, unless you are just plain slutty trash, or a desperately hard up male with a death wish, you are NOT going to join this site, or ANYsite and be guaranteed to get laid in 24 hours. If that is what you want, then go pay for a on the corner. Then you will be guaranteed sex on the spot.
Of course, who knows what else you will receive for your money. Maybe the gift that keeps on giving, an STD, but if you just grab some random female from online that you have not a clue how many men she may have serviced on the spot, or if she practiced safe sex you could still be the winner of an STD.
All I have to do is surf profiles, send her an email, here is my home phone, cell phone, fingerprints,blood type, but no pic. . MYTH
Stop and think guys/gals, you WANT to know what they really look like. If they do not appeal to you visually if you do not have SOME connection they are NOT going to respond.Email, conversation to find out if you have anything in common that would make you curious enough or interested enough to meet has to be the ground work.
Especially for women, the danger of them going out to meet a virtual stranger would be to lay their life on the line. For those of you who pooh pooh this idea, allow me to remind you, the majority of successful serial killers, are NOT ugly, do NOT wear a huge sign on their chest saying warning. They are nice looking, charismatic, that is what makes them successful.
Successful Email: Loved your profile, can fuck all night, lick for hours, will slap your ass, pull your hair, ram it up your ass. BIG MYTH
I would be very interested in knowing when in our society physical abuse became sexy. Sure it is in PORN but in the real world, don't you men EVER think about what you are writing?? Would YOU enjoy someone coming along and smacking your bare ass in the middle of sex with a hand or whip or anything else? Think it just MIGHT spoil the mood. Or while your getting close to that glorious moment, cresting, closing your eyes to let it all go, and she reaches up and pulls your hair until you have tears. Now isn't that SEXY. Yes I know there IS a life style that does enjoy those activities, but if the person you are with does NOTthose ideas are definitely MYTH
THEORYits satisfying, and sexy to pull out and spray it all over her face and body.
Alright, I know I am older than most on here, but this one really has me wondering. I can remember a time, when having to "pull out" was a form of birth control. A necessary one at that, if you didn't want her to get pregnant, and even then it really don't work.
Men UNIVERSALLY screamed, if they had to do that. They hated it, now thanks again to lovely porn movies, they think it's better than bubble gum. Have ANY of you men ever bothered to consider what that feels like? If YOU would enjoy the same treat??? Would you find it sexy and a turn on to have slimy eggs, poured over your face, oh yeah, and don't forget to keep your mouth open at the same time for the full benefit.
Spraying your cum all over is like an animal out marking their territory, they do it all the time. Deer have a musk gland, cats usually just pee as do dogs. it means this is mine don't touch, but in the case of humans, I really thought we had evolved past that point. Try something more conventional that everyone can SEE if that is what you want.
And ladies, I am sure that there has to be some of you out there, that when you are right at that crucial moment, that when he yanks it out for this activity, are left unsatisfied, and crash from that sexy high you are on, and don't even go there telling me oh, I let her have her satisfaction FIRST.
Pondering moments of theory and myths, feel free to add your own.
Lady
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Posted:Mar 14, 2006 9:23 am
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2006 8:31 pm
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How many of you ladies have had email sent to you from a gentleman telling you that he can lick and lick for hours on end. That his most favorite thing in the WORLD is to lick. Oh yes, I am sure we have ALL received those.
Men, how many of YOU have in your profile that you CAN lick for hours and hours, and that is your most favorite thing, some I have read have even gone so far as to say that if a lady would allow him, that is ALL he wants and ALL he would do.
Yeah, right!!! Now thats a visual, a man knocking on the door, she meets him in her birthday suit, and they proceed to the bedroom, and for the next 5 hours that is ALL he does. When she has decided she has had enough, he gets up, tells her how grateful he is for letting him and he leaves a happy camper. NOT even in Disney land would this one fly!!!!.
For all you men who make this rash statement, I want you to go get a triple dip ice cream cone, and sit down, and lick that thing until it is all gone. Once that is gone, grab that all day sucker you also have, and sit there and keep licking that until it dissolves.
Would you care to place a bet how long it is going to take for your tongue to get very tired, your jaws to scream in pain before you have to STOP. Or, if you don't wish to invest money in those items, just walk around as long as you can with your tongue fully extended, hanging down to your chin.
Many people, men and women enjoy oral sex. However, there is not a single person alive, that can just continue on hour after hour it is a physical impossibility. Not only that, for ladies, do you men really believe that you can do that for hour after hour, and eventually the woman isn't going to be raw. Or, that she isn't going to want MORE than just oral sex for 3 hours because you say you CAN?
Lets all try a healthy dose of realisim here. Yeah, some are better, some can do it longer, some don't even give a flying rats ass at all. Before you go making promises that you can't keep think before you write or vocalize your talents and stamina.
Lady
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Posted:Mar 14, 2006 7:46 am
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2006 2:50 am
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What a wonderful way to begin a morning. I sat down to read my email to be greeted with yet one more ignorant egotistical person.
People, do any of you who are so compelled to email out rude, insults to unsuspecting people ever bother to consider what the hell YOU look like. What YOUR mentality level has to be viewed as by those who recieve your drivel?.
Are you men who surf thru emails, look at pictures, so egotistical and blind that you actualy live in some fairy tale land that you believe you are handsome, gorgeous, adorable, a pure Adonis to EVERY female who looks at you??? We ALL will WANT YOU. You are without faults, flaws and failures. If so, boy you really need help in the worst way. NO ONE meets EVERYONES requirments, likes or dislikes. NO ONE.
Can you be so obsessed with yourself, that your ego is the largest part of you??? Just because YOU happen to think you are Gods gift to femininity does not really mean that females, even ONE shares your viewpoint.
What is it that makes men and I would suppose some women read a profile, and then are so compelled by what they have read, that they simply have to sit down and send that unknown person a pure hate email. Telling them how ugly they are, and every fault they believe they are looking at.
Have you not taken into consideration exactly how that makes YOU the WRITER look to the world?? Didn't YOU write your profile as YOU wanted the world to see you? With your likes and dislikes. Then why is it that when you view someone who is exactly opposite yourself, or you do not meet any of the listed requirements, again YOU JUST GOTTA send a hate email.
Folks, those of you who are so ego compelled that you do this for your own enjoyment or because you are truly that ignorant, do yourself the biggest favor of all, keep your fingers off the keyboard.
Do any of you actually believe this is going to get you what you want? That you are going to have the other person read your email, then say,wow they are so right. It ain't gonna happen.
The recipient WILL flame your ass. Will turn you in. Will make sure you land in a blog so the world can see your ignorance, word thru the internet travels faster than the speed of sound.
Before you send someone an UNSOLICITED email, just because YOU don't like how it is written or what they say, STOP!!!! then THINK!!!!! then best of all, just keep reading and MOVE ON.
That is the best and biggest favor you can do for YOURSELF
Annoyed Lady
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Posted:Feb 25, 2006 6:14 pm
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2006 2:51 am
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Would you recognize yourself, if you joined Gay Hookup Zone, and surfed thru profiles and read your own?
Would you recognize yourself, if you read posts in the magazine section you have answered, or asked?
Could you truthfully say if someone handed you an email sent to a lady, you would know it was yours by the content? Or would you write something you "think" they want to hear. Something you "think" makes you sound like a he man, hot and sexy.
Would you behave in public, in a bar, a restaurant or out on the street with the same behavior, words, and actions that you display here?
If the answer to any of these is NO, maybe you should ask yourself WHY?????
Perhaps you joined here, and left your brains, and manners outside the door. There are real people here, with real feelings. Did you actually have manners before you joined and what was it that made you think you could just forget all of that because this is the type of site everyone believes it to be. A SEX SITE. It does not say IGNORANCE, CRUDENESS, RUDENESS ACCEPTABLE.
Even if this was just a sex site, do you really believe for one minute the crude approach that you make is going to be attractive to anyone?? Who are you trying to impress? It certainly does not impress anyone who reads the same boring crap over and over.
OH I love sex, ( who don't especially if they are here) OH I can go for hours and hours. ( do you never need a lunch break, potty break?) I am well hung!!! ( never read a male profile here that wasn't!!). I am handsome, cute, adorable (your mothers opinion does not count)
Then you have 3 pictures posted of nothing but your penis. Do you think ladies walk into a restaurant and look for a penis?? OR, wow what a penis, and an appearance like a junk yard dog. Uhh sorry, no attraction even if you did borrow Adonis penis for the pictures.
If you have a wife, daughters, or sisters, the way you talk to women here, is that the way you would want ANY male to talk to THEM??? Would you think it was acceptable, cute, macho if a stranger walked up to your and told her, hey babe, great boobs!! only using a far cruder word, if she was just wearing a bathing suit?? If now then WHY do you say those things as an opening line to women here?
Many times I have read in the magazine section men answering others questions telling them how "man they would MAKE that woman do this or that". Or in their profile how they would "slap that ass. Pull that hair. Ram that ass". Uhhh since when is violence sexy??? It isn't your place to MAKE anyone DO anything. It is suppose to be MUTUAL, you know something BOTH parties want and enjoy not ONE.
Before you send out an email, to someone, stop and remember they are REAL and they do have brains and emotions. If YOU come across as a Neandrathal, insulting, or rude, you can definitely expect to get a flame email right back and blocked.
Originality, that is the key. You have to be very interesting, and original when you send that email. Something that is going to tweak their interest and make them want to know more about you. You most DEFINITELY, need to have read their profile, if it says NO ****** that is exactly what they mean, such as NO MARRIED. Save your effort. No means NO.
If you live 3,000 miles away, where is the reality in sending out emails of wanna meet. Are YOU going to pay for airline tickets?? transportation??? how often you gonna make that trip??? kindly explain what the "benefits" are of someone that is in a foreign country and contacting them??
As I said, remember there are REAL PEOPLE here, with lives, hearts, and emotions. Treat them as you would like to be treated, with respect.
Lady
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Sex on Demand!!
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Posted:Feb 18, 2006 10:46 am
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2006 2:36 pm
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Yep, sex on demand seems to be what some people really believe this site is all about. You just have to read some of the complaints in the Mag section where that comment has actually been made with exactly those words!!!. Of course they were complaining that they had NOT gotten that sex on demand that they believed was right here waiting for them.
People, come on now, do you REALLY believe that you can join a site, any site, and surf thru profiles, find one that you decide fits your wants for the minute, contact them and say "hey! your the one for the minute, get over here and deliver". If you do, I have a bridge to sell you in Arizona, on waterfront property.
I searched all over this website, and not one single spot did I read, see or even find anything at all that said, you are "guaranteed" to find your sexual fantasy, or delight just be being here. Gosh and for FREE even.
Apparently there are some men who believe that this site is a free brothel and the women who are here are just meat and a number waiting for their turn to come along. WRONG.
The men and women who are on here, are here for varied reasons. NONE of the women that I know who are not part of those catch ya sexual websites that you have to pay for are here just waiting for you to decide you want their sexual favor on demand.
Can men be so totally dumb, and thats a nice word for it to actually believe they can join here or elsewhere, send a usually insulting, demanding, boring, email to someone and expect them, in todays day of STD, to mention one risk, and walk out the door to meet you, especially to just have sex, or invite you into their home for a frolic, then you put your pants on, leave never to be heard of again?
Men are wired differently than women I agree. However, leaping into bed after "hello" I have to believe is not acceptable to any rational, educated, responsible person.
There has to be "attraction" on some level, be it looks, intelligence, humor, SOMETHING before a person will respond. There has to be some level of comfort, and curosity. The desire to get to KNOW someone a little bit.
If you are NOT willing to take the time to talk to a person. Find out who they are, what they like or enjoy, then you are the exact sort of person that believes they can knock on a door, walk in drop their pants, and expect a wet, willing wating woman dying for just what your got. The minute you are finished, and it usually only takes a few minutes!! with those people, then pull up your pants, and leave without even saying thank you. Then I would ask, what the hell drugs are you on?? Or, what planet did you fall off of.
NO ONE, is going to do that, not men and not women. If a woman behaved like that, the men would immediately label her a slut and not worth a pinch of salt for anything else. On the other hand the male would be the Alpha Male, the great STUD one more time.
Be real people. The key word there is PEOPLE, you know HUMANS, with feelings, emotions, ideals. Either that or grow up and realize everything in this world is NOT about YOU, your PENIS, and SEX. You will find youself getting a lot farther if you behave in a well mannered fashion without stupid expectations regardless of the SITE.
Look it up folks, yes, this IS a sex site. BUT!!!! in huge letters it says Gay Hookup Zone. In one other section it really DOES SAY,
FIND YOUR SOUL MATE. That does not translate to find your screw of the minute. It also uses the word FRIEND!!!! Try it, you may find you like it.
Lady
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Love me, Hate me, but above all RESPECT ME.
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Posted:Feb 11, 2006 11:06 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I am sure no one expects to be loved or adored especially being on this site. Lusted after without a doubt.
The Mag section and the Rant and Rave and even in groups, there are many members. ALL of them have opinions. Someone once said, "opinions are like assholes, we all have one". This is true, however, I would like it explained or have a spiffy comment that relates to the fact that ONES opinions when expressed, and they differ from what YOURS are, gives you the right to resort to name calling, and insults.
Apparently you value YOUR opinion or you wouldn't be giving it, consequently the opinion you disagreed with, that person also valued THEIRS.
RESPECT that they are human, with feelings, and thoughts the same as you. That does not mean that everyone on the planet has to AGREE with YOU, nor do YOU have to AGREE with everyone on the planet. But my gosh, how much nicer the world would be, if we all just plain RESPECTED the other person and didn't feel the need to send out insulting, name calling, disgusting emails to enforce our own opinion as the ONLY one that matters, or could for that matter be the ONLY one that is CORRECT. It matters to you, may be correct for you, but NOT for the other person.
Could someone kindly explain to me, how someone can casually surf along, thru profiles, and come across "accidentally" the picture or profile of a person be it male or female, that is just a total TURN OFF. You do NOT like the picture, you do NOT like the persons choices, you DO NOT agree with anything in the profile. NOW, you sit there, fingers flying, and pour out your hate, insults, and whatever else comes to mind, and EMAIL it to this person you don't even KNOW.
Do you feel better? Are you feeling superior now? Do you really believe that what you have just sent, does NOT make you look like the worlds BIGGEST ASSHOLE!!!. Trust me, it DOES make you look just like an asshole.
The person you just felt compelled to slam, insult, and degrade, you didn't want to know to begin with!! You stood NO CHANCE of a snowball in hell of having a CHANCE to meet them, ( either you or the other party preferences didn't match) Yet there you sat busy fingers typing away hate. Does it make you feel like your an avenger of what???
Do you believe that by sending these out you are actually going to make some difference in the world at large??? If you do, that one is laughable at best. Perhaps, you think that this person is going to read it, and say, "wow, they must be right, this one is a keeper". NOT!!!!!. Into the trash bin you go, where you belong. THAT or into a BLOG with your words and name there for the rest of civilization to see what you really are like.
PREFERENCES!!! that is what it boils down to. We ALL have preferences. If someones preferences do NOT match YOURS, it is NOT an INSULT to YOU. It is their personal CHOICE. The same as it is YOUR personal CHOICE. RESPECT THE CHOICES.
Love the people, hate the people, but RESPECT the people, their preferences and they will respect YOU.
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