letter from mom .... redneck humor
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Posted:Mar 16, 2016 2:43 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2020 11:05 pm
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Dear Redneck ,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down!
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.
Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom
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hi everyone
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Posted:May 13, 2015 10:20 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 6:34 pm
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Hope everyone is doing well. Wife is recovering well from shoulder surgery and is looking forward to meeting ladies who enjoy eating and being ate.
 
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Ahhh the rainy season
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Posted:Jun 24, 2014 1:58 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 6:34 pm
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Ever notice how life has the habit of throwing a curve ball when you think things are finally settling down.  People are creatures of habit, for the most part. Guess it what makes life interesting. Beats boring a boring existence. Hope everyone is being safe.
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Computer issue
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Posted:Sep 1, 2013 6:42 pm
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2013 7:37 pm
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In case you have written and we haven't responded, my laptop wont let us see any messages. we see that we have received one but cant read them. Currently waiting on a friend to come by and correct this problem. Its the result of a Microsoft update so, I
I'm sure I/we only need to check a box somewhere to resolve this issue.
We can read them on our cell phones. so we will be responding as soon as possible.
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Fishing & Fun
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Posted:May 30, 2013 5:45 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 6:34 pm
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Looking forward to meeting some down to earth people. Dinner date anyone? Or maybe a fun day at the beach?
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Finally getting settled
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Posted:Nov 12, 2011 8:28 pm
Last Updated:Feb 22, 2018 8:15 pm
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Things are settling down now. Things are usually a cluster when moving and now its settling down ; we are finding our routine. Looking forward to meeting some down to earth people. Dinner date anyone? Or maybe a fun day at the beach?
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here
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Posted:Nov 7, 2011 1:16 pm
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2011 8:30 pm
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Finally somewhat settled in Manvel, Texas.
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Texas Bound in 15- 17 hrs from 1235 a.m
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Posted:Nov 1, 2011 9:35 pm
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2014 1:47 pm
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Long awaited trip / move to Texas has finally arrived. Leaving Danville , Pa at 530 pm ish to begin the journey southwest. Hoping to stop in and see ex sister in law in TN on our way. Everything but my car is making 1st trip.
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Headed to texas
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Posted:Oct 29, 2011 2:15 am
Last Updated:May 31, 2013 4:53 pm
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We will be headed to Texas on the 2nd of November. 
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Moving to Texas
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Posted:Sep 3, 2011 8:51 pm
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2011 9:06 am
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Just a heads up. We will be moving to texas sometime in November. In all likelyhood in the beginning of the month. Due to we have plans to have Thanksgiving on the beach w/ friends.
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Tinkle
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Posted:Aug 28, 2010 5:54 am
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2013 11:22 am
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A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a
healthy .
All was fine for 16 years, and then one walked into the room in
tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet
came out,' replied the .
The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago
About a week later the second walked into the room in tears. 'Mom,
I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.' Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years
ago.
A week later her walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the
Mom, 'I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.'
'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'
I KNOW YOU SMILED !!!
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letter from mom .... redneck humor
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Posted:Oct 8, 2009 7:30 pm
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2016 2:41 pm
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Dearest Redneck ,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down!
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.
Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom
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Sorry we havent beeen around much
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Posted:Jun 27, 2009 4:47 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2018 8:45 pm
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House addition takes alot of time & energy. We are sure once the foundation is poured things will go alot quicker. WE HOPE ! Finding the time for >>! is extremely difficult.
Hope everyone has a Happy & safe Holiday next weekend.
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