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Swamp Locked Mountain Folk
 
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bonfire with the guys
Posted:Jan 26, 2009 11:46 am
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 11:22 am
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A dream...

My friend Nic and I were at a bonfire with my husband and some of his guy friends. We had a cooler full of beer and a long night ahead of us.

Fast forward 3 hours...

My friend Nic got mouthy with my husband. They have a small history but nothing more than flirtatiousness and an experimental kiss. He told her to shut her mouth or he would punish her and of course she didn't shut her mouth. He grabbed a rope that was on the ground and approached her with it. He told her once more to shut her mouth or he would punish her when she asked him what he thought he could do to shut her up.
My husband took the rope and slipped it into her mouth, looped it around her shoulders, then behind her back where he had pulled both her hands there. He then wrapped her wrists several times with the rope.
I tried to intercede when one of his buddies grabbed another rope and did the exact same thing to me. Before we knew it we were both hogtied and pulled off the ground with the ropes that were slung over a tree branch.
My husband was very pleased with the situation and found an old oar that we used for crawfish boils. He first approached Nic and began patting her ass with it. Gently at first then harder and harder until the whimpers came. It was my turn next. My husband already knew how much I loved to be paddled so he didn't waste time on being gentle.
He told one of his buddies to undress me and then the same was done to Nic. By now another guy had rolled over 2 old tree stumps that were used for sitting on. We were lowered just enough so that are bodies could lean forward but our asses could stick up as we barely stood on the stumps.
My husband went up to Nic and whispered in her ear that he was going to enjoy this and that of course she would to. He didn't need to stand on anything since he is over 6 1/2 feet tall so he plowed into Nic. She is a petite thing with a big mouth but this time she couldn't use that mouth. She could only moan in pleasure and pain.
I wasn't to be left out of the fun. One of his buddies had pulled his truck up to the backside of me and lowered the tailgate. He then plunged his cock deep into me.
Nic and I were both fucked on and off for an hour from all of the men there. There were 6 total and each one took turns cumming all over our backs. By the time we were cut down, bathed in the creek, and sitting back by the bonfire, we were silent.
But we knew just how to get a good fuck when we wanted one.....
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Why Santa why!?
Posted:Dec 30, 2008 5:07 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 11:22 am
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I was hoping Santa was going to bring me a busty little elf for under my tree. I was good this year but when I awoke on xmas day there wasn't a hog tied and blindfolded college student gently placed under my fake evergreen Christmas tree.

I would have treated my new puppy with care but I guess Santa thought I didn't have the capacity to care for one.

Damn you fat bastard.... damn you
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Burger Time
Posted:Nov 26, 2008 6:26 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 11:22 am
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Last night we were at a National chain burger joint filled with hundreds of screaming when this odd bird walked past our tables.

Her hair was short and brown with streaks of pink. She was wearing a black hooded sweatshirt with starch white skeletal print down the back. The garment item of interest was her grey pencil skirt with a slit that went right up to the crack of her ass. As she shuffled by the tables of families, I could see all of her junk and ... I liked it.

I wished at that moment that I had my superpower to stop time. I would have stopped Father Time at that very second, ran down the aisle and slammed that punk/goth bitch down on a table of burgers and fries. I would have taken her like the savage beast I am and fuck the shit out of her in that grey skirt with the slit all the way up.
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Trick or Treat
Posted:Oct 31, 2008 2:46 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 11:22 am
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We are so ready to get into trouble, be naughty, and turn all types of tricks this evening.

the costumes are just going to be gravy
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Work Costume Party during Business Hours
Posted:Oct 29, 2008 7:42 pm
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2008 7:49 pm
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What is too much for work?

Dressing up as a walking condom, a smiling penis, or a flasher?

Are these inappropriate for work?

I need a cheap and easy costume for Friday, any suggestions that won't have HR biting me on the ass.
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Have you ever fucked on a train
Posted:Oct 27, 2008 9:26 pm
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2008 8:10 am
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In my new mission to bring life and fun back into our life, I am throwing a vacation together which might include a trip on a train.

Has anyone done the shasty mcnasty on a train?
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Lazy, Ordinary, and ... yes... Boring Weekends
Posted:Oct 25, 2008 5:21 pm
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2008 6:56 pm
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It is odd how we live for the weekends all week long but when the two day breaks comes around we are just sprinting for Monday.

Groceries, Ironing, and disappointing sporting events are all we can look forward to.

The clubs used to be a welcome solstice from the grind of pedestrian jobs but the good ones where middle aged folks mingle. Southdowns is no more so we have drawn back to our caves in the country.

The strip clubs don't even hold the same flavor. Where oh where has the fun gone?
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Death and Crisis always Make me Horny
Posted:Aug 31, 2008 6:51 am
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2008 8:58 pm
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I don't know why and don't know under what psycho-babble bullshit title it falls but inevitably during any event of extreme loss I cant help myself. My uber-intelligent wife seems to believe it is a balancing act of countering death and destruction with life.

I know that as the hurricane rolls in and the probability of it slamming through our area grows that I am starting to become that animal. My wife is sleeping unknowing as we speak and I might just have to crawl on top of her.

Does anyone else find themselves pressed into the carnal when the situation becomes dire?
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Phone Sex Operator
Posted:Aug 6, 2008 6:38 pm
Last Updated:Sep 11, 2008 6:11 pm
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There is something so fucking hot about listening to a woman's voice on the phone especially the husky one that my wife has.

If the economy behind being a Phone Sex Operator was feasible, I would wrestle my wife into the profession.

This would be an entirely selfish request as I would use this to my devilish ends. I know that I love to watch her while she is showing her big titties on cam. I generally sit behind out of the line of sight and jerk my cock violently.

If she was to be an operator, I would fuck her wildly while she was attempting to talk off over the air waves. I have an insatiable sex drive so I am sure I could drill her three to four times over an given shift.

I had a good friend that was a phone sex operator and her accounts were less sexy. She would sit around in her sweats while eating ice cream. She would wash dishes or do laundry. On the other end, the man was masturbating to images entirely in his mind.

Well it is a good idea.
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Rainy Days are Perfect for Fucking
Posted:Aug 1, 2008 5:41 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 11:22 am
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We have raised the windows when the thunder was rolling in but here are some rainy day specials that we need to add to the list of hopefuls:

1. Fuck in a tent while rain is pelting the fly.
2. In the backyard with lightning flashing around us.
3. In the forest in the middle of the trees.

Feel free to suggest other encounters that should be added to the list.

Have a nice weekend,
R and R Show
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Check Check - Car Wash
Posted:Jul 27, 2008 1:20 pm
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2008 3:22 pm
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My wife and I were finally able to strike the car wash off our locales for fornication. I am not quite sure if it was real fornication but as the multi-hued soap sprayed on the windows around us I was hilt deep in the back of her throat.

Constantly mapping new territory,
Erotic Explorers are we!
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How to use Federal Funds to Finance Porn
Posted:Jul 25, 2008 4:05 pm
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2008 12:19 pm
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After watching various acts of performance art over the years, I have come to the gradual conclusion that there has to be moneys out there in the form of Federal grants so I can shoot one hell of a pornographic feature.

No one get too excited I haven't started doing casting yet. Despite the fact I would love to sink my cock into some strange pussy in the name of the art, I don't think I can fuck and be an objective director at the same time.

So anyone have any suggestions on ways for me to word my grant proposal?

For those that are forthcoming with ideas, there might be some cameo and money shot opportunities for local talent.

Have a nice weekend.
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Chemistry
Posted:Jul 20, 2008 4:47 pm
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2008 7:01 pm
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Is Chemistry important for adding another?
Yes, it helps keep the situation comfortable
No, it prevents further involvement
No, sex is sex is sex
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