Chat Room Definitions
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Posted:Sep 6, 2005 10:54 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Over the weekend, there were more than the normal number of fucktards in the NYC room. All these guys coming in calling us lesbians and whores. I finally realized what these two words actually mean when applied to this site, as opposed to the real world:
Lesbian/Dyke: Any woman who turns you down, as we all know you're God's gift to women and possess a magic dick. After all, no straight woman in her right mind would say no to you, right?
: Any woman who wouldn't even fuck you for money. Not for a million dollars. Not for every penny of Bill Gate's fortune. Not even if she needed money desperately.
Yeah guys, you're really going to get the women flocking to you when you call us dykes and whores. Right. Uh-huh. Then you all sit at your computers screaming this site is bogus and how you can't get laid. I wish you idiots would get a clue.
grrr... why don't they have bitchy dyke on the list for a mood?
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Where Do These Imbeciles Come From?
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Posted:Aug 28, 2005 6:33 pm
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2007 5:35 pm
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I know we all get abusive email from men who hit our profiles and then don't like the fact they're not what we're looking for. However, this one takes the cake and deserves a place here.
From: Hotcock1942
Date: Aug 28, 2005 10:22 AM EDT
Subject: Your funny
Lol someone as plain and somewhat UGLY as you are coming with all the I want and don't wants ...... sweetie....with what you have going for you.....be HAPPY any guy would take you to bed.....tho I surely wouldn't know why anyone would. Have a great day now.
Well, I just figured this was one of those married guys, who gets pissed off when a woman writes that she's not looking for married men. I get dozens of those. So, I took a look at his profile. This is someone the site says is 88 miles away from me, which means more like 100. He has dick pics galore and tells us, he won't even consider an email from a woman that doesn't have a naked pic attached. Can you say pic collector and possibly someone who's trying to set up his own website?
So, I wrote back to him...
Gee, a man all the way down in the rude redneck area of Southern NJ, where banjos play day and night just had to read the profile of someone he found ugly. Right...
A man who thinks his dick is his best feature, which means he's a double bagger... So tell me, are you allowed out in public when are around, or do you have to wear a mask?
Tough words from some moron who only wants naked pics and thinks he's god's gift to women. On a site where men outnumber women 25 to 1. You have fun with the white trash inbred southern NJ natives, dear. I shall stick to men with manners, courtesy and respect for women. They're better fucks than you neanderthals.
Oh, one more thing... Your email is about to hit three blogs, to be made fun of, because as soon as you hit send, it became my property to do with as I please. Have a nice day and I hope Rosey Palms are still talking to you.
Tonight, I signed back on. I had two, count em, two responses to my email!
LOL .....here is another for you you UGLY fuck. You also may do as you please with it as I'm sure most if not ALL men think as I do about ugly little none important women who can't get layed if they paid for it. And I'm sure you have to pay to get any man to come anywhere near you. I havent seen ia all my laie any woamn as homely as you. Now please get lost as I wouldn't fuck you even tho you want it so bad. Bye bye shit for brains.
Ah, but he couldn't stop there...
Oppss I forgot something,not only are you very very homely but I'm willing to BET your FAT as hell also...lololol.....a FAT,UGLY NOTHING thinking anyone would want a picture of you nude that would surely get rid of any mans hardon.....lol... b yr byr loser ,....lol
Is this the best these guys can do? You're ugly and fat and your mother dresses you funny? Then again, considering this man doesn't know the difference between your and you're and the fact he really can't spell or use proper punctuation or grammar, is it even worth getting into an email flame war?
I think not. But I'm betting he screams about this post, in spite of sayin do as I like with his email.
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Revelation
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Posted:Aug 26, 2005 7:28 am
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2007 5:37 pm
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So, my roommate and I were in one of the area's diners the other night. While we were there, back in the smoking section, in comes the local HS football team and their cheerleader girlfriends. I mention it's the smoking section as all these jocks were smoking, had cigarettes but not a one was 18 years old. Isn't that illegal?
They put them right next to us. I have never heard such a tacky and classless group of in my life. Talking about how it's OK to beat up some girl from their school because she's fat.
I noticed a few other things. Not one of them is going to be big enough to play college football. Not one of them could talk without swearing. At least three of them will be coming out of the closet sometime in the next 10 years, or turning into homophobic fag bashers. Not one of the cheerleader girlfriends ate a thing, only two were allowed to sit and all of them were seriously underweight. It's so nice to see the next generation of misogynists at work and girls stupid enough to be treated like second class citizens, because they want to latch onto the local fame.
Yes, I realize not one of them is going to manage to get through all 4 years of college, as no one will be writing their papers for them there. No professors are going to care how important they were to Bloomfield High School. Not one is going to be the football star they are at the moment, they're peaking now, they will be nothing in life.
But something else occurred to me. It's time for intellectual liberals to start breeding again, before the mouth breathers with their 1950s values towards women finish taking over the world.
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Really Bad Kiss-Off Lines
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Posted:Aug 24, 2005 6:59 pm
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2007 5:39 pm
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We've all heard them, we've all used them. However, the most common of them:
"I had a great time. Lets do this again sometime."
Insults the intelligence of the person you say it to. Everyone knows when they hear this line, they're never hearing from the person who said it again. Find something more original, . As a matter of fact, I have a few suggestions.
"You seem harmless." I don't know why this works so well. Ladies, if you say this to a man and suddenly he loses all desire to get in your pants. Or ever speak to you again. When this first slipped from my mouth, I had no idea what I said. So I tried it again on someone else. However, there is that 1% of lotharios who will tell you "but I'm not." in return. Know your audience.
"Let's watch "Beaches" (or some other truly awful chick flick) and talk about our feelings." Say this if you never, ever want to hear from a person again. It works like a charm. It's even more scary if it comes out of the mouth of a man.
"Don't you think my surgeon did a really good job? You can't even tell I used to be a man!" This will turn off 95% of men. There's still that 5% who won't care, or will be even more turned on. Use with caution.
"I had a great time with all of you tonight. I should go off my meds more often." This is best said after a disasterous date with one person. Not to be used on a couple or group for maximum effect.
"Let's talk about my saviour, the lord Jesus Christ." This is to be said midstream in a truly disasterous date. No one wants to talk about being converted when they want to get down your pants. However, if you're on a date with a born-again or evangelical, replacing Jesus Christ with Satan works really, really well, as does L. Ron Hubbard. No one wants to risk their soul for a fuck. Or wake up in a cult compound. Once again however, know your audience. You don't want to end up going to a Dianetics Center to finish the date, to take the test to see where you are on the tone scale.
Anyone have any to add?
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Cheap Stereotype Classifications
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Posted:Aug 23, 2005 11:25 am
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2007 5:50 pm
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I've seen one too many blogs here where the men classify women into several categories: Bots/ads for other sites; webcam queens; women looking for women; women who are just out for attention; women who don't want them. Most of these blogs are written by guys who haven't even been members that long and thought this site, where men outnumber women vastly, would provide them with instant sex. I swear, if P.T. Barnum was still alive, he could have a field day with this site.
Anyway, I've thought about the type of men who are on here. So, I've come up with a few cheap stereotypes for the men here:
1. Men seeking porn queens or supermodels. They see the women in the ads and think all the women here should look like they just stepped off a porn set or a catwalk. When they realize that that isn't the case, they get really pissed off.
2. Men who are insecure about the size of their penis. Seriously, how many times have we seen the posts in the advice column about what is average, what is large, how do I enlarge my penis, as it's only 7", etc. These men tend to be incredibly needy and need their egos stroked constantly.
3. Men who are insecure about their sexual talents. These men are easy to spot. They want no woman over 25, no matter how old and ugly they are and they also want to make sure said woman or young lady is inexperienced. Sure, they claim that they want someone inexperienced because they're afraid of disease. coughbullshitcough. If you're that worried, you'd get yourself tested for everything regularly. When a 45 year old man wants someone inexperienced, he has issues and those issues could be cleared up by actually learning to please their partners. This breed needs their egos pumped constantly.
4. Men who are insecure about their looks. Most of these men are ones who aren't bad looking. However, like most attractive women, they have body image issues. They're not buff like the guys in the fitness magazines they read as they look for tips for the gym. Once again, they need their egos pumped constantly.
5. Men who should be insecure about their looks, but don't have a clue that they're ugly. These men have egos the size of Alaska and were probably jocks way back in high school. They probably peaked back then too. Just saying hi to them in chat means you want them. When you turn them down, you're a lesbian. They need no one to pump their egos, they're just under the impression that they're not getting laid because all women are lesbians.
6. Men who want free call girls. OK, these tend to be the n00bs, who believed by joining up in the afternoon, they could have their dicks sucked by a some sperm-burping gutter slut by that night. Not to mention, have the hot, porn star type women lined up outside their door, waiting their turn. Yet another unredeemable group, when you tell them you want dinner and conversation before sex, they tell you while their gold ball is showing in chat, that they've never paid for sex and they're not about to start. I suspect many of these men are still virgins at 40.
7. Men who don't want to have sex with their wives, but want to have sex with you. These men have no respect for women whatsoever. Most of them are not just cheating on their wives, but their mistresses too. Any woman with a grain of common sense will stay away from this type.
8. Men whose wives won't touch them. Hey, if you're that boring in bed, why would I want you? It's not my fault that you take your wife for granted to the point where she's doing that down the street who grew up all of the sudden while off at college. Trust me when I say that appreciates her more than you do.
9. Men who are needy and desperate. They can't approach women in real life, yet they expect women here to be ready, willing and able. They have no social skills and think screaming in the chat rooms that they'll perform cunnilingus, um, excuse me, that "I eat pussy!" will get them somewhere with the women on the site. They're incapable of holding an intelligent conversation, scream that they're nice guys who are sick of seeing the jerks get all the women, but the simple fact is, they're jerks too. They can't see themselves for what they are.
10. The wannabe lothario. This is a man who wants to have sex with every woman within a certain radius, who thinks he's God's gift to women. He wants to go from one night stand to one night stand. Having sex with him will do nothing but pump his ego and make him think that he can do better with the next one. This breed becomes bitter after dumping a woman after a brief affair and finding out it's not as easy to get laid on here as he thought. His ego proceeds him. And in general, his aftershave, by about 20 feet. You can smell these guys coming in real life.
11. The smart, well spoken gentlemen with respect for women. This is the rarest of breeds on the site. These are also the guys getting into our pants. They treat us well, they're willing to have conversations and won't try to get into our pants before the entree arrives, nor will they insist on talking about sex or the pros and cons of the nearest motels or hotels during dinner. These men have been known to send thank you notes the next day. The drawback to this breed is, you don't know if it's a player playing the part of the well spoken gentleman, or if he is sincere. But either way, the other breeds on this site could benefit by taking a lesson from these men.
Well, that's all I've got at the moment. I realize I have left a few out. Now, I sit back and wait for the flame comments from the first ten breeds listed... Fun, fun, fun! And ladies, of course you're welcome to add any breeds I left out.
Gee... I managed to get 11 breeds listed, when men can only list 5 or so breeds of women on here. Who says men aren't more complicated than women?
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DELETED!
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Posted:Aug 20, 2005 5:13 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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As I tried to sign in tonight, I was told my handle didn't exist in the database. So, I borrowed a friend's password and handle and did a search. Sure enough, MissAnnThrope not found. *sigh*
I got on the phone to customer service, where I was told due to an abnormal call load, it would be a while. OK, we all know on weekends, there aren't nearly the number of reps places as there are during the week. So, I finally got to talk to someone.
He pressed a few buttons and voila! My profile returns! Everything was intact, too.
Yes, I was upset. However, if this should happen to you, a call to customer service will remedy things. In spite of all the problems on this site, I have to say, customer service are very nice people. I know I'd go nuts doing that job and not having 5 minutes to run out for a smoke.
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Advice Just Seen In A Chat Room
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Posted:Aug 18, 2005 11:44 pm
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2006 1:11 pm
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"be sure to date others too, then they really open their wallets"
WTF? Since when is the idea to take men for every penny? Sure, being taken out is nice, no one wants a date to take them to McDonald's. However, unless you have unrealistic expectations, you don't expect to be taken to 21 either.
I just don't get this mindset at all.
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What Is The Point Of Lying?
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Posted:Aug 18, 2005 8:38 pm
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2006 1:09 pm
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I've been in a bitch of a mood all week. Why? Well, on Sunday, I was talking to a friend from this site. She told me the night before, she spent the night listening to someone we both know from the site bemoaning the fact his significant other just moved out after more than 3 years.
OK. Nothing special there. We all go through breakups. However, as she's telling me this, I realized I had sex with the man in question, two years ago!
I am very clear on my married or attached men policy. I want her permission. However, this guy was so good at playing the game, I believed the story of the messy divorce he was going through. Well, to be fair, he was in the middle of a divorce that was dragging on for years, however, he never bothered to mention he had a replacement at home.
Even though this is two years after the fact, I still feel like shit. I feel betrayed and used now, as he couldn't be upfront back then. The worst part was, this guy kept hounding me for a year after the fact. All the while, he was living with someone.
When I told this to my friend who was relating the story, she tried to justify it so I wouldn't feel so bad, telling me that "well, you do know she was cheating on him the entire time they were together." I'm sorry, but that doesn't justify going behind her back. Either kick her out and learn to do your own damned laundry and your own cooking and learn to be by yourself or suck on it. Just deal and turn a blind eye and don't do this tit for tat crap.
As a result, I've been an unrepentant evil bitch all week. I've managed to piss off every male friend I have, as I've been in "men are all scum-sucking pigs and there's no such thing as an honest bone in a man's body" mode. I've alienated people I've know for years as a result of this. I've ranged from snitty to downright nasty to reading things into minor comments. Hell, if I was someone else, I would hate me this week too.
All because of one liar.
Not to mention, this is one of those things that hurt. I've pretty much been in tears since I found out. I tend to be a rather honest, upfront person. Therefore, I actually do get hurt by lies. Also, knowing that I've been hurting other people with my attitude makes it even worse.
But the worst part is, I had been talking to someone on the site, who had the potential to be a great friend. Platonic, mind you, as there was a problem with distance (been there, done that, never going there again) and the fact he was honest about being attached. However, he was leaving his profile up just to trade emails on the site with me. So, after my last reply to one of his emails, I go to look the next day and there is no reply and his profile is gone. I look at what I wrote to him and I was shocked at what came off my keyboard. In my snit, I thought I was answering matter of factly. Reading through the next day, it came out nasty. Hell, if I had reached out in friendship to be nice to a person and got that in response, I'd be printing out their picture, pasting it to a poppet and sticking pins in it. And with this person's profile gone, I can't even write back to apologize. That is the worst part.
So, this applies to men and women. Don't lie just to get in someone's pants. Even if it does take a few years, you are going to be found out. And the person you lied to is going to be hurt by it. So just don't do it. If you have to lie to get into someone's pants, do you even deserve to be with that person?
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Baseball
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Posted:Aug 16, 2005 10:08 pm
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2007 12:57 pm
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Tonight, I was sitting here watching the Yankees game. Bottom of the ninth inning, the Yankees are ahead, 3-2. Yes Mariano Rivera threw the ball so Eduardo Perez managed to hit it. However, to watch a fan reach over the edge and catch the ball...
A fan wearing a Yankees shirt of all things! The next thing I knew, it was a tied game and we were in extra innings. While Matsui didn't have an ice cube's chance in hell of catching the ball, if not for that fan, it would have bounced and been a ground rule double. The upshot was, Tampa Bay won in the 11th.
My question is, why would you help a team that isn't the one you're supposedly rooting for and go out of your way to catch a ball hit by the opposing team?
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Is It Cheating?
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Posted:Aug 15, 2005 11:08 pm
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2007 10:20 pm
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This is purely to get opinions from anyone who reads, so please put in your two cents.
Is cybersex or webcam sex cheating?
Also, if you found out your lover, spouse, significant other, whomever, was getting naked on cam for strangers, how would you feel?
Please explain why you think it is or isn't cheating. In a few days, I'll tell you why I asked. (No, this isn't something that happened to me recently.)
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Some Reasons A Bar Is A Better Place To Find A One Night Stand
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Posted:Aug 10, 2005 6:38 pm
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2006 12:58 pm
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All of us who chat have experienced this. There will be some guy who isn't even a newbie. OK, newbies do it to, but even guys who have been around a while do it. They start ranting that they want sex NOW and we're a bunch of cockteasing women, that we won't run out in the middle of a night to service a perfect stranger.
OK, the other night, someone asked why not, not in a belligerent manner, but in a polite way. So, I started listing the reasons a bar is a better place for a one night stand. Here are what I can remember.
1. Any woman who will run off in the middle of the night after 5 or 10 minutes of chat with a man definitely has some problems. Like mental problems. Think about it, if an anonymous woman is willing to drive 25 miles at some weird hour because someone whose name she doesn't even know is horny, you don't think she has issues? You don't think she's a potential walking petri dish?
2. All you have to go on is a picture. How many fake pics have we all seen around here? What if the person gets to the door and looks nothing like the pic or pics you saw? Do you still invite them in and have sex? In a bar, you get to see what they really look like.
3. In a bar, you can get a bead on a person. You can gauge reactions to things you say, you can bail if they turn weird. You get to learn if this is someone you trust to take home at the end of the night.
4. You get a chance to get her drunk, so you'll look even better. You not so good looking guys know beer goggles work for both sexes. Yeah, I know most of the newbies here will pay for a gold membership, but consider buying a drink paying for sex. It makes no sense and if you don't want to at least buy a woman a drink, you're a real cheap bastard.
5. You have no idea if a person is a psycho killer online. In a bar, you had a chance to see if they have weird eyes, ticks, that kind of thing. If they're fast to get angry when you say something. If she starts talking about knives, you know to move on to someone else, or hit another bar.
6. Let's face it. The idea that someone could be dangerous lurks online. We have all heard the sensationalist news stories. However, most women online want to get to know you before even meeting you, let alone having sex with you. You start out with email or the chat rooms. Then you move onto IMs and the phone. Soon, a month has passed, you're talking every day. Guess what? The strings have attached, there's already an emotional investment before even meeting. If you want no emotional investment, then bars are the place for you. A few drinks and a few hours of chat are far less of an investment.
7. If you never want to hear from her again after the one night stand, in a bar, you can ask for her number, (the gentlemanly thing to do) and then never call her. If you meet someone online, hey, they have your email, your handle here, your phone number, your real name, (if they're smart,) all of that. If they've got the emotional investment from chatting with you, they can hound you until they find the next one.
8. Why are there never any girls my age in this room, only old, fat women? Um, because junior, all the 21 to 25 year old women are in the bars and clubs, checking out the guys there and hanging with their girlfriends. You have a better chance when her girlfriends tell her how cute you are. But let me repeat... The girls your age are out in the bars and the clubs having fun, while you're sitting in front of your computer looking for someone to watch you jerk off on cam. Understand what I'm saying, little boys? If you don't believe me, hit your local 24 hour diner around the time the bars in your state close on a Friday or Saturday night. You will see what I mean.
Those are all I remember at the moment. If anyone has a few to add, please feel free.
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Hey, this is a sex site, isn't it?
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Posted:Aug 9, 2005 3:41 am
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2007 5:32 pm
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Yeah. Depends on the portal you come in through.
For those of you who haven't figured it out, this site isn't just one site. The Friend Finder Network has been buying up all sorts of sites. So, we have Passion.com, HotMatch, XMatch, Gay Hookup Zone and for some reason lesbianpersonals.com. Why that one wasn't linked to OutPersonals, I don't know. Well, I do have a theory.
With the affiliates program, they state that they pay extra when women join up. Since they changed Gay Hookup Zone to a purely sex site, they're having women leave in droves, because of the way we're treated by men and, they're having major trouble getting women to sign up. So, what better way to get it to look like there are tons of women on here other than to add a lesbian dating site to the mix?
Now, I'm so damned sick of the men who enter the chat rooms screaming that this is a sex site, all us ladies should be ready, willing and able. So, I took a look at the FAQs for each of the sites that feed into this site. That is, the sites I know about.
For Passion.com it says:
The purpose of the Passion.com site is to make it as easy as possible for you to meet people, using the power of the internet. At Passion.com, you'll find a community of people using the site as a tool to make connections and find partners for dating, romance, friendship, and a variety of encounters.
OK, I don't see anything there about it being purely a sex site. Do any of you?
Then I took a look at the Gay Hookup Zone FAQ. I think I see a pattern emerging:
The purpose of the Gay Hookup Zone site is to make it as easy as possible for you to meet people, using the power of the internet. At Gay Hookup Zone, you'll find a community of people using the site as a tool to make connections and find partners for dating, romance, friendship, and a variety of encounters.
Hmmmm.... The purpose of the world's biggest swingers site is to make friends, romance and dating? Long story short, for everyone one of the sites, it says the EXACT SAME THING in all of the FAQs. So, to all of you who insist this is purely a sex site, oh no. It isn't.
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