DIRTY TALK-TALK DIRTY TO ME BABY!
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Posted:Jan 15, 2010 7:58 am
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2013 5:07 am
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It's been said our sexual organs are not located between our legs but between our ears? Sometimes I agree with that & sometimes I don't but that's another blog. So if our brain is that sexual organ then our senses pave the way to that great organ. Of our five senses sight, smell, taste, touch, and hearing; I'm going to tackle the one that we really take for granted during sex, the lowly step of the five senses: HEARING. The spoken word is powerful! Sometimes it takes just the right words spoken at the right time and BAM! BANG! there goes the nut! LOL! I went through a phase once after a man growled in my ear while he fucked me doggy style and I had an earth shattering orgasm that made my whole body spasm; afterward whenever I fucked doggy style my partner had to make any animal sound they wanted to. That made me so hot and I would cum so damn hard! LOL! Then I had a man who would just ever so softly hum in my ear, "MMM, MMM, MMM." and that would make my pussy so fucking wett! LOL! What does it for you? What word, or words spoken or sounds made at just the right time takes you there? What do you like to hear whispered or shouted in your ear? Is it just a moan, or the old standard "FUCK ME!"? Chime in don't be silent. LOL! JOSI{=}
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QUICKIES!!!!
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Posted:Apr 25, 2014 7:49 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2014 10:05 am
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The act of cheating is defined by the act of getting caught.
One doesn't exist without the other.
SAMANTHA
from SEX AND THE CITY
THE CHEATING CURVE EPISODE
And from a Tweet----
Opinions are like orgasms. Mine matters most, and I could care less if you have one.
That's all I've got any thoughts?
DO ALL THINGS IN LOVE!
JOSI
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Hotels or Hosting?
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Posted:Mar 22, 2014 6:18 am
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2014 10:44 am
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I don't usually host at my home. I like to meet at hotels and sometimes at my FWB's homes if I feel comfortable with doing so. Mostly I'm picky about meeting at people's homes but that's just me. I've tried hosting and the one issue I've had is a FWB just showing up out of the blue uninvited (cursed out, turned away or totally left outside and ignored) How rude of them to just drop by without so much as a call or a text. Right? Maybe I'm a good host or a good FWB? IDK? My home is my spot, my sanctuary and my bedroom and my always meticulously made bed complete with way too many pillows (YES I'M THAT KIND OF FEMALE! ) it's this diva's sometimes sick bed, movie theater, office, school/work desk, 2am icecream/rib joint and yes it's has witnessed and comes with the memories of some fun amazing, spectacular and serious fucking with special people I've invited into it but its still my throne, my queenly 5 or 8 to 10 hour resting place and it isn't a place that I want anybody and everybody running in and out of because it's special to me. I'm lucky enough to have a guest bedroom for my family and friends because I do entertain them a lot and most times someone ends up sleeping there but I don't entertain my FWB there very much, or how about at all. Maybe it's because I feel like I should get up and leave my FWB in the guestroom and go to sleep in my own bed? Sleep tight see ya in the morning dude! I know like I said I am picky. I've been told hotels can a bit expensive but that's not true I've treated myself to a few last minute weekend stays at hotels in downtown Chicago and have gotten very good deals. To me hotels are fun it's a treat. It's a place where we are leveling the playing field especially if it's a first-time deal and we are both on equal footing so to speak and if we're both satisfied with one another and are serious about our FWB arrangement then we can work our way up to hosting each other but with a respect for each other's privacy and boundaries. In a picture perfect world right? Am I being to paranoid, picky or expensive? Any one have any ideas or suggestions? Any hosting or hotel horror stories or the perfect play date hosting or meeting at a hotel? Your comments, suggestions and critiques are appreciated but rudeness will not be tolerated. THANKS!
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SQUIRTING
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Posted:Feb 27, 2014 7:30 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2014 4:00 am
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So the big question I keep getting from men is "Can you squirt?" I used to answer "Sometimes." Now I ask first, "Can you make me squirt?" Because however selfish this may sound I believe it's totally up to my parter of choice if I achieve "squirtyness" or not. Am I being selfish or am I being real? Please let know?
JOSI
the
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SQUIRTING
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Posted:Feb 27, 2014 7:28 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 2:15 am
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So the big question I keep getting from men is "Can you squirt?" I used to answer "Sometimes." Now I ask first, "Can you make me squirt?" Because however selfish this may sound I believe it's totally up to my parter of choice if I achieve "squirtyness" or not. Am I being selfish or am I being real? Please let know?
JOSI
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SQUIRTING
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Posted:Feb 27, 2014 7:26 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2014 3:58 am
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So the big question I keep getting from men is "Can you squirt?" I used to answer "Sometimes." Now I ask first, "Can you make me squirt?" Because however selfish this may sound I believe it's totally up to my parter of choice if I achieve "squirtyness" or not. Am I being selfish or am I being real? Please let know?
JOSI
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PICTURES
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Posted:Dec 26, 2013 2:37 am
Last Updated:Feb 22, 2014 6:38 pm
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Ok here I am on my soapbox again.
Pictures. Its all good to see pussy and dicks pictures but when it comes down to the nitty gritty of things we all want to see a face picture and guys I'm not sure how the women are presenting themselves to you but I've gotten some pictures that make me go OMG that make me SMDH! A picture does not have to be professional but if its one of you at your friend's or family member's wedding and it shows that you clean up really well; I'm okay with that but pictures of men with uncombed hair unshavened faces beards that need IDK something done to them unless maybe you're going for the lumberjack or grunge look and you think that turns ALL women then hey who am I to judge but unless you like your women with a two day beard growth try doing a little shaving? Doo rags (please NO!) and baseball caps turned backwards unless you're a professional baseball player is really unacceptable. Dick pictures taken of you on the toilet with your boxers around your ankles is not sexy at all. I get it your junk is BIG HUGE even but who wants to see anyone on the toilet. You don't have to do anything SPECIAL just don't do stupid stuff like that. We are all visual not all of us duck with our eyes closed. Please use decent pictures? This female is down on her knees praying n begging for better head shot of guys because I'm more than willing to get down on my knees to give head to a guy who has taken nice clean well groomed pictures of both his heads.
Off my soapbox.
Any thoughts on this anyone?
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Favorite Sex positions
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Posted:Nov 8, 2013 7:46 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 2:15 am
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Winter is coming or is it here? Feels like it's here to this 80plus degrees baby. Now that the cold is keeping us inside leaving us horny folks to keep warm its time to try on some new positions!!!! Ok so ic you've read my profile you already know doggy style is or rather was my fav position. I do it all the time so much so it's gotten a bit boring. I always thought it wasn't just the position but also the newness of the person I'm sharing the experience with. Maybe that's another new topic for a blog? I'm not complaining I'm having fun and great sex but I've been there done that and I'm sure there's something more out there? Is there? Is there something I've missed? Give a sister some suggestions? Winter's coming..........
JOSI THE DIVA
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QUESTION
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Posted:Oct 28, 2013 6:56 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2014 4:01 am
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I suppose this is more of a question than a blog but here goes nothing. Why are there so many angry people on here? OK I get there are some people with issues on here the fakes and phones and I know I can't stand those kinds of people but this is supposed to be a place where everybody is looking for the same thing and in life there are always going to be those types of people but I believe those folks are fewer than the real people here to do what matters to them. F**K! So there are a few missed play dates and meet and greets? So make another damn play date with someone else! Move on from that fake or phoney and on to the next clit or cock. Am I an idealist? Maybe. I've picked a few bad apples but I moved on and I've met a lot of people on here some I've slept with other's I've just chatted with and I'm not being petty and holding grudges with people I don't want to have anything to do with anyway. Really I've had more pleasant experiences than I've had unpleasant experiences. So can we all just fuck and get along and fuck? Can we stop screwing our faces up and get our screw on? SO...off my soapbox my pulpit. Tell me how you feel?
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Booty Call Agreement
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Posted:Jan 15, 2010 7:27 am
Last Updated:Nov 30, 2013 8:45 pm
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I JUST THINK THIS IS FUNNY & TIMELESS! USE IT, SEND IT TO FRIENDS, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT? JOSI
Booty Call Agreement
This pre-booty call agreement (here in after referred
to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the
_____________ day of ___________, 2010 by_______________
and ________________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULE AND PRINCIPALS:
1. No sleeping over. Unless it is very good and we need to
repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before
the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9:00 PM. We don't have shit to talk
about.
4. None of that "love-making" shit. Only SEX
allowed.
5. No emotional discussions. (I.e. Where are we heading
with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't
ask.
6. No plans made in advance, that is why you are called "the
backup". Unless you are from out of town, then it's
a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted, money is always good.
8. No "baby" or "honey" talks. However,
dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers. For those
10 minutes that you're in, you are all that matters
at that moment.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges"
or "friends with benefits". We are not friends,
just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK, don't
be offended. I won't.
12. No extra clothing. I don't want your ass leaving
anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex. It's over, so
get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed
it, I don't care.
15. Don't ask me if I know who my daddy is. I already know
cause it ain't you.
16. Don't ask me whose pussy this is cause it's
a self explanatory question. It's attached to its
rightful owner.
17. Don't ask me why I got a Christmas tree tattoo on
one side of my pussy and a turkey on the other. Everyone knows
that the best eating happens between Thanksgiving &
Christmas.
18. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
19. You can not hold some change for any reason.
20. If anyone asks who I am, the standard response will be:
"I don't know. I thought she looked familiar
too".
21. Doggie style is the preferred position. The less the
eye contact, the better.
22. No kissing on the lips. If you'll eat my shit on the
first date lord knows what else you do with that mouth.
23. No condoms, no bitching. Carry your ass home.
24. Bring your own drink, I am not your liquor store and you
better not come over drunk.
25. No phone use, please. I don't want anyone calling
back looking for your ass.
EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder
of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change
or alter any terms of the agreement, it will automatically
become null and void. And you will then be removed from the
BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and e-mail
list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications
and sexual positions until your silly ass understands
the rules.
Participating Party ..1 Participating Party ..2
Signature: ________________ Signature: ____________________
Date: ____________________ Date: __________________________________________
{=}{=}
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Just fucking fuck me, already.
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Posted:Jan 15, 2010 7:18 am
Last Updated:Nov 21, 2010 6:50 am
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WHILE THESE ARE NOT MY WORDS & IDEAS I TOTALLY AGREE WITH A LOT OF WHAT THIS SISTER IS SAYING! LOL! WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS? JOSI
Just Fuck Me Already, written by a girl
9/8/2008 4:24 pm
Below is a famous article written on craigslist by a girl.
Every guy should read this.
Just fucking fuck me, already.
Dear Men of Craigslist,
Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about
impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist
society, you never know exactly what you should be doing.
Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too,
when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues.
And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive
humans, I salute you, I do.
But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate
your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things
slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection,
but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner
and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled
and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and
you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty,
get to it and fuck me.
When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please
fuck me. Trust me, I'm not going to just lie still - I'll
get involved. But don't make me force your hand into
my panties. That makes me feel like a . We've
been kissing for a half hour and your hand keeps grazing
my ass. That's nice, but it's time to move forward.
Get on top of me. Don't make me get on top right out of
the gate and start bobbing up and down on your cock like I'm
practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won't
go down on me. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good
boy should. Don't gently suck my nipples and then pull
back when I moan with pleasure. You being coy is totally
not what I want. It's not what WE want.
OK, I know it's scary. There are lots of women out there
who make fucking really difficult. So, I have compiled
some handy tips. Don't think of this as complaining,
or as schadenfreude for the Andrea Dworkins of the world.
Just some simple tips, for timid men who have forgotten
what it means to fuck like men:
1. Taking charge is not bad. Oh, there will be some women
who feel that you are pushy. If you are making out with a woman,
and she starts to push back, ask nicely if things are moving
too fast. If she says yes, say something like "I'm
sorry - you just look so fucking delicious. I'll go
slower." Otherwise, skillfully move forward. If
you start kissing a woman, and she responds well, and before
long, you're both on the floor with her skirt pushed
up, and you on top of her, it's not the time to roll onto
your back and start awkwardly stroking the top of her head.
Seriously, grow a goddamn pair. YOU'RE the man. Act
like one.
2. Ohmyfuckinggod, please learn to respect the clit. It's
different for every woman, so ask what she likes. Do not,
I repeat, do not just wiggle your fingers around her pussy
like you're trying to tickle her. Do not drum your fingertips
against her vulva like you are impatiently waiting at the
Sears Tire Center for your receipt. Do not push the clit
like it is a doorbell at some house that you need to get inside
of. Start by using all four fingers with firm yet gentle
pressure against the outside of her pussy. Do not charge
in with a single finger and start jabbing at things. And
if you really don't know what to do, ask her. Just ask.
"How do you like it?". It's a simple question,
and most women will answer straight out. If she's being
all coy, ask "Do you like pressure? Is it sensitive?"
The clitoris is a varied item, indeed. Treat each one as
though you have never encountered one before. Forget everything
that your last partner liked.
3. Most women like to be fucked, and fucked well. Yes, there
are women out there who want to "make love" every
time - sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact
and loving kisses. Those women are not the majority. The
majority like to be pounded. The majority like to have their
hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jackhammering.
When a woman is bucking wildly against you, it's not
because she wants you to pull back and slowly swirl your
cock around her vagina like you're mixing a cake batter
up there. It's because she wants you to hold down her
arms, or grab her hips, or push her legs above her head, and
fuck her harder. Don't be too afraid of what this means
as far as gender equality goes - I am a raging feminist bitch,
but I still want to be penetrated like you are planning on
fucking my throat from the inside out.
4. A little roughness is nice. Do not pretend that you had
no idea that some women like their hair pulled. Do not act
shocked if she wants you to spank her ("Really? Spanking?
Won't it hurt?" - yes, it does. That's the
fucking point). We know you've read Stuff and Maxim,
and that's all those laddie mags talk about in their
"How to Please Her" sections. Start with light,
full handed smacks to the area of her ass that she sits on.
Judge her response and continue on from there. You don't
have to bend her over one knee and tell her she's a naughty
girl and that Daddy's going to punish her; save that
for the fifth date. Women are less delicate than you think,
so don't worry about breaking her hip.
5. It's OK for you to make noise. Otherwise, we feel
like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja,
and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku
and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise.
If you're banging a woman, and she's crying out
and saying your name and moaning, and you can't even
manage a grunt, she's going to feel like an idiot. You
don't have to make the sounds she is making, but do SOMETHING.
You know how when you are watching porn, and the girl does
something great to the guy and the guy kind of goes "Ah!",
half grunt, half yell? That's HOT. Do that. Whisper
our name (assuming you know it) gruffly. Groan against
her neck when you're in missionary position. You don't
have to grunt like a mountain gorilla, but if you are totally
mute, she's going to get worried.
6. Most women like dirty talk, in addition to the grunting.
If you'd like to get some dirty talk going, ask her if
she likes the way you fuck her. If she responds well, continue
with something like, "I love fucking you. God, you
look so fucking hot." Is she still moaning in response?
"Your tits are so beautiful." Does that work?
If she doesn't respond well to the term "tits",
you might have to stop there. If she keep moaning or responding,
pass Go and collect $200. Try the following:
"Oh, god. Your pussy is SO tight." "You're so wet - are you wet because you like the
feel of my cock ramming you?" "I think I'm going to come inside you. I'm
going to fill up your little cunt." It doesn't
matter that you're wearing a condom; we LOVE hearing
this.
If all of those work, you can then progress to things like
"sexy little bitch" and "dirty ".
Tread carefully, but please, tread. Do not tiptoe. Do not
sit down. Charge.
6. You're not obligated to eat a woman out. In return,
she's not obligated to choke on your dick. Don't
skip one and expect the other. If you do eat a woman out, the
only comment you should make about her pussy is how nice
it is. The length of her labia minora, the color of her interior,
her waxing job or full bush - you are not John Madden. No time
for color commentary.
7. Do not bitch about condoms. Oh, we hate them. Trust us.
They hurt us more than they hurt you. But we don't want
to be preggers, and you don't want to catch anything,
right? Don't whine about condom sex. Do not explain
that you can't come with one on. LEARN to come with one
on, or if not, help us figure out what to do with you once we're
satisfied and it's time for you to let loose your load.
8. We really like it when you come. It's called a money
shot for a reason. Watching semen shoot out of you is one
of the most gratifying things EVER. However, do not assume
that she wants you to jack it off onto her face. She might,
but don't assume. Seeing and/or feeling you come is
rewarding for us, so there's no need to deprive us of
it, but please do consult us before unleashing. "I
think I'm going to come - how do you like it?" is
a fair question that shouldn't rob you of your testicles.
In recent memory, I've been fucked by a very aggressive,
manly guy, and I've been... well, fucked is the wrong
term here. I've been penetrated by a total and utter
wuss. Who am I going to run back to when I'm ready for
my fill? Manly McHardon, that's who. ----------{=}{=}
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Posted:Jan 2, 2010 11:41 am
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2010 7:57 pm
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERY ONE!! New year new everything. I'm not bringing any of the old shit from 2009 into 2010. I had some missed connections on meet-n-greets. Some were my fault others were your faults but I can't complain I met some really cool and wonderful people and had 1 bad expeience that I've learned from and some good experiences and good sex (even with my one bad experience I still had some good sex! LOL!) so I don't reget anything. I just hope to meet-n-greet & fuck & suck & get my clit & pussy sucked & licked. Ijust want to do it all over again in 2010! Sounds corny I know! LOL But it's really true & I hope and wish the best for you too![/COLOR]
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WHAT'S YOUR FREAKY????
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Posted:Nov 4, 2009 8:53 pm
Last Updated:Oct 29, 2013 2:41 am
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WHAT DOES THAT WORD MEAN TO YOU? I MEAN I'VE READ IT IN A LOT OF PROFILES BUT WHAT DOES IT REALLY MEAN? I CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE OPEN MINDED READY & WILLING TO TRY ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE ME BUST A HARD ASS NUT BUT IS THAT FREAKY? OR FREAKY ENOUGH? I LOVE TO LICK AND SUCK A MAN'S BALLS UNTILL HE SQIRMING BECAUSE HE JUST CAN'T STAND IT ANY LONGER! IS THAT FREAKY? EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I LIKE TO LICK MY OWN JUICES FROM MY FINGERS. JUST TO MAKE SURE MY CHOCOLATE IS STILL AS SWEET AS EVER! MMMMMMMM-MMMMMMMM-GOOD! LOL! IT MAYBE FREAKY BUT IT WORKS FOR ME! MAYBE THAT'S WHAT FREAKY IS! FREAKY BY DEFINITION IS WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU! SO! WHAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF A FREAK OR FREAKY? WHAT IS YOUR FREAKY? DON'T BE SHY? SHARE YOUR FREAKY-NESS? LET YOUR FREAK OUT!?
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