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HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS)
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Posted:Aug 3, 2008 1:01 pm
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2008 6:47 am
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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
4. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
5. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
6. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
7. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A
8. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it!
9. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
10. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
11. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
12. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is just two-tired.
13. A will is a dead giveaway.
14. A backward poet writes inverse.
15. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
16. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
17. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France , resulted in linoleum blownapart.
18. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
19. A calendar's days are numbered.
20. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
21. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine
22. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
23. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
24. Acupuncture: a jab well done
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Seeking a bi-sexual female partner
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Posted:May 13, 2008 3:14 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 3:38 pm
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Hi there
I have a few friends who are full swap swingers and would love to meet a girl who will join me as a partner.
Anyone interested?
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Banned from chatting for a day
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Posted:Nov 9, 2007 2:07 am
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2008 3:23 am
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Today, I got a mail from the Admin of this site advising me I have been banned for posting prohibited content! WTF?
Has this happened to anyone else?
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Meetings and Expectations
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Posted:Sep 7, 2006 12:08 pm
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2009 11:19 am
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I have met a few of the ladies on this site, and the most intriguing thing about it, is that they all have very similar comments to make about the male of the species.
And that is, that most of the guys that mail them, are just looking for a bit of nookie, and that they are failry insistent on it being the primary motive for meeting. Is that all this site is there for?
Whatever happened to the chemistry? The allure? The anticipation?
After all, I do agree we are on an Adult site, but does that imply sex is foremost?
Whats your take on this?
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